All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I left home to become a singer and didn't realise when I turned comedian. — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
No comedian grows up thinking, 'I hope one day to have a show on CNN.' — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. — Billiam Coronel Copy Share Image
Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things. — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
If you're a comedian, you can only really write jokes for about an hour a day, so you've got a lot of… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple… — Tom Smothers Copy Share Image
I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I think there comes a time in any comedian's career where they can either coast or keep growing and evolving. — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
Every comedian thinks deeply about life, even if their eventual output is apparently shallow. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Comedians are always going to be in the showbiz middle class, you're not Brad Pitt; you're never going to be Sam Rockwell… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I think I have got a lot better as an interviewer. I let people talk now which is something you need to… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
You have to realize, when you're a comedian, that you have to have a thick skin. And trust me, being onstage in… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Many years ago, I was a young and, dare I say it, very hot new comedian. Maybe even the hottest of all… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“He who writes books that aim to convince is a comedian, too, just a comedian. What has he got to offer others,… — J.M.G. Le Clézio Copy Share Image
As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I try not to limit myself. The actors that inspire me are the comedians and the people able to shape-shift into different… — Gugu Mbatha-Raw Copy Share Image
It used to be trained professionals doing animation and they were great. Now they have celebrities and famous actors doing the voices,… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
I always say that comedians and actors were all kind of shy when they were young. I was very, believe it or… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Acting is the great love of my life. It gives you permission to use all parts of yourself. Permission to be the… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
If you're a musician, you create what you love and hope other people love it as well. Amongst musicians, the starting point… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
Growing up, I didn't know anything about comedy and didn't know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm not a show host. I'm a musician. That's why I've turned down offers to host the Grammy… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian long before I wanted to be a musician, for sure. — Weyes Blood Copy Share Image
