Comedians Quote by J. Ross Clara Download Open image ““HECKLER: Say something funny! COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.”” — J. Ross Clara ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedians Comedy Funny Hecklers Heckling Humor Humour
There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying to add… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living? HECKLER: I mind my own business. COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
“Complain. Whine. Be a fusser. The story needs those as well, because every butt needs a joke, and the audience must laugh. Whether they… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
“How about you ask me something like, "What do you want more than anything?" and I reply with, "A hellhound in my bed"?” — Amanda Carlson Copy Share Image
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I stood… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
I've been around comedians that try their bits around you. I hate that. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.” — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“The trouble with believing conspiracies is you start seeing them everywhere, right? And everything becomes a part of them. But, of course, the trouble… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
“COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living? HECKLER: I mind my own business. COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
“I guess sometimes the truth just isn't worth believing... Personally, I've always felt that life's too short for truth. I'm just here to be… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
“My dad used to tell me that laughter was like a cough or a sneeze - the body's way of trying to expel something.… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
At comedy festivals, we always get grouped with other musical comedians, so you can get to know them and see what everyone is doing.… — Kate Micucci Copy Share Image
A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves down, because it is sort of… — Carly Craig Copy Share Image
I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things,… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Oftentimes, the funniest comedians are people who've gone through personal torment. — Cole Sprouse Copy Share Image
As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing with a… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The biggest threat to any politician is an artist. Comedians unleashed can do a great deal of damage. David Letterman can do more damage… — Michael Moriarty Copy Share Image
Given the current state of publishing, I think it helps to have a brand name on the cover of your book. Comedians are proven… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
