Heckler Quote by Florynce Kennedy Download Open image ““[When asked by a male heckler, "Are you a lesbian?"] Are you my alternative?”” — Florynce Kennedy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Asked Male Heckler Heckler Lesbian Lesbian Alternative Male Heckler
“So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.” — Louise Rennison Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Copy Share Image
“Are you a lesbian?” She looked at me with a serious expression. “If you are, it’s okay. I don’t want you to munch my… — L.D. Davis Copy Share Image
“[Eric] 'So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Well you're definitely gay. A straight guy wouldn't be such a drama queen.” — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
“Go there and I swear to God you’ll have to check ‘other’ when asked if you’re male or female.” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“Valérie: "You know, you don't need to be a lesbian to be a feminist. Nor do you need short hair to be a lesbian.… — Clémentine Beauvais Copy Share Image
“And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, really bad heterosexual.” — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
“The dowager said, “I was tremendously struck by what you said at the gym the other day. About powerlessness. About how powerlessness inflicts such… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
What you must understand is oppression does not end with the niggers. It does not end with the poor people, it doesn't end with… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
Women are dirt searchers; their greatest worth is irradicating rings on collars and tables. Never mind real-estate boards' corruption and racism, here's your soapsuds.… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
I know we're termites. But if all the termites got together, the house would fall down. — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
There's no way that I know of to avoid pain absolutely, but suffering is the interpretation we choose to place on the pain we… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
Unless you are political or intellectual, events like the Depression are seen as personal events. We thought of the Depression as something that made… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
“True revolutionary activity, in my opinion, is that which hurts the establishment without undue damage to the person who does the revolutionary act. You… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
Freedom is like taking a bath: You got to keep doing it every day. — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
... tobacco kills 52,000 people a year from lung cancer, and there's no telling how many lives have been ruined through drinking.But to my… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
Oppressed people are frequently very oppressive when first liberated. They know but two positions: somebody's foot on their neck or their foot on somebody's… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
I never stop to wonder why I'm not like other people. They mystery to me is why more people aren't like me. — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
I approve of anyone wearing what the establishment says you must not wear. — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
Generally, I've found that a heckler in an improv audience is just enjoying the show so much that they want to be in it. — Scott Adsit Copy Share Image
“Her teacup and the Heckler & Koch were both where she could reach them.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
What was just said to the mexican dude at his concert that just took place on his birthday. This is the United States Of… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
“COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living? HECKLER: I mind my own business. COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug. — Godfrey Copy Share Image
My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Sometimes you'll have a heckler who's actually attempting to be supportive, but you don't realize it. Their way of expressing it is kind of… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I was once having an argument with this table of people at a Christmas gig in central London and at the end of the… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
You can spend your time on stage pleasing the heckler in the back, or you can devote it to the audience that came to… — Seth Copy Share Image
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