Teacup Quote by Haruki Murakami

“Hamid checked the silenced Heckler & Koch MP-5SD submachine gun for a third and final time before slapping a thirty-round magazine of 9mm hollowpoints…

— Stephen England

“His primary weapon, which he used nightly, was a Heckler & Koch 416 assault rifle based on the famous M4 family. He had equipped…

— Matt Fulton

“He removed the 9mm Heckler & Koch USP SD Herman had given him and spun a GEMTECH suppressor onto its threaded barrel. It was…

— Brad Thor

“head of him was the access road, a blacked-out Suburban parked behind his car, blocking his exit. The figure of a man standing there…

— Stephen England

Generally, I've found that a heckler in an improv audience is just enjoying the show so much that they want to be in it.

— Scott Adsit

[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself.

— Emmeline Pankhurst

“[When asked by a male heckler, "Are you a lesbian?"] Are you my alternative?”

— Florynce Kennedy

I was once having an argument with this table of people at a Christmas gig in central London and at the end of the…

— Lou Sanders

Sometimes you'll have a heckler who's actually attempting to be supportive, but you don't realize it. Their way of expressing it is kind of…

— Mike Birbiglia

My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.

— Phyllis Diller

Humor heals the heckler.

— Gerald C. Meyers

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

— Godfrey