My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't get many hecklers now but answering them is an art form in itself. — Paul Daniels Copy Share Image
I think I intimidate hecklers because I weigh more than most of them. — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I'm a comic; we get hecklers every night! It's really just part of the job. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug. — Godfrey Copy Share Image
In the old days, that was my ad-lib for hecklers in the joints I worked. It stuck with me. I hardly say… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living? HECKLER: I mind my own business. COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time on social media and people ask me if the abuse I get is upsetting, but working… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
When hecklers stand up, I get a mental jump for joy. It gives me something to get my teeth into - and… — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself. — Emmeline Pankhurst Copy Share Image
I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“When the popular actor John Hodgkinson appeared in the red coat of a British officer, hecklers wouldn’t allow him to continue until… — Mike Wallace Copy Share Image
I'll get to the force field of this hostility, why it's there, why the rage is in any of us, why the… — Michael Richards Copy Share Image
I got into a brawl one night in a saloon in Greenwich Village. Elia Kazan, a great director, saw me put out… — Burl Ives Copy Share Image
I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I think a theater show is a pure version of me doing my material. The theater crowd is a bit more polite,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
On stage it's just a wild setting - we have a big screen - hecklers, I'm fighting. It's entertainment, but I want… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
One day while Lloyd George was making a political speech before a big crowd, a heckler yelled, "Wait a minute, Mr. George.… — David Lloyd George Copy Share Image
I just stopped liking basketball. And then you dribbling down the court and having the owner like cuss at you and call… — Baron Davis Copy Share Image
I always find a couple of hecklers... I'll kinda look at them, stare at 'em, and let them know I can't be… — Jermaine O'Neal Copy Share Image
I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
You can spend your time on stage pleasing the heckler in the back, or you can devote it to the audience that… — Seth Copy Share Image
There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
![“COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living? HECKLER: I mind my own business. COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you do? HECKLER: I try not to "do.” quote by J. Ross Clara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3f4/j-ross-clara-53770_business_comedian-what-is-it-you-do-for-a-living_1382527.jpg)
![“[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself.” quote by Emmeline Pankhurst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/44f/emmeline-pankhurst-11541_hecklers_to-the-heckler-who-said-if-you-were-my-w_2322698.jpg)
![“I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.” quote by Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/81a/jim-gaffigan-580_beats_i-talk-kinda-slow-especially-for-the-nor_2333916.jpg)
![“On stage it's just a wild setting - we have a big screen - hecklers, I'm fighting. It's entertainment, but I want to pierce [the audience's] souls and have them think about what I have to say.” quote by Mike Tyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/cd3/mike-tyson-752_audience_on-stage-it-s-just-a-wild-setting-we-hav_735128.jpg)
![“I just stopped liking basketball. And then you dribbling down the court and having the owner like cuss at you and call you an idiot. I didnt even look forward to coming to the games, and if the owner [Donald Sterling] came to the game, I definitely was not gonna have a good game because it was…” quote by Baron Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/266/baron-davis-4539_basketball_i-just-stopped-liking-basketball-and-the_1573847.jpg)
