Comedian Quote by Jack Benny Download Open image “When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.” — Jack Benny ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Firsts Shows
For a comedian, there is nothing better than watching another great comedian. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I try not to listen to the other comedians performing before me because they will probably be funnier than me. — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
It is utterly asinine that people continually go to comedy shows without bothering to see if their sensibilities line up with the comedians. — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two key elements.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
So many stars who have shows are intimidated by having people around them be funnier than them. It's always the unsuccessful ones. Look at… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I know that if any other comedian came up to me questioning something I did or said, it would be literally settled in a… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I try not to be one particular type of comedian - I try to be foolish, and silly, and surreal, and quite angry and… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian, I'm not a stand-up and I don't come from a comedy background. I am an actor, but I've had a… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny. — Big Narstie Copy Share Image
I hate it when people come to comedy shows thinking it's going to be simply all about laughing at jokes. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
When you talk about the world's greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I'm living in a very modest place. I have a room over-looking beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I thought it was better than paying Claridge's prices… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents -… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
