Comedy is the ultimate meritocracy: if you're good at it, you'll have success. — Tom Rosenthal Comedy Copy Share Image
I love standup, but it's self-indulgence. Me saying what I think and thinking people should listen to it. — Tom Rosenthal Comedy Copy Share Image
I used to love history and then I was bad at it. I got a B at GCSE. I was so gutted. — Tom Rosenthal Bad Copy Share Image
Friday Night Dinner' is the best thing that's ever happened to me. — Tom Rosenthal Best Copy Share Image
If people ask me for one-liners I always say: 'Hoovering. That sucks.' — Tom Rosenthal Always Copy Share Image
It's nice to be able to make a room full of people laugh, and there is a lot of merit to stand-up… — Tom Rosenthal Art Copy Share Image
My parents know I am not normal but it doesn't make a difference in their mind whether I am or I am… — Tom Rosenthal I am Copy Share Image
Every comedian thinks deeply about life, even if their eventual output is apparently shallow. — Tom Rosenthal About Copy Share Image
We had weapons training. I got to wield a sword. I mean, sure, the sword was made safe for my hands, so… — Tom Rosenthal Fitness Copy Share Image
In modern times there are so few shows that actually do bring people together like TV is supposed to do - so… — Tom Rosenthal Like Copy Share Image
Dedicating myself to a pilgrimage for two weeks is a wonderful opportunity to reflect upon my spirituality and to make a TV… — Tom Rosenthal Enjoy Copy Share Image
I've always been interested by anybody with any thoughts as to what it is we are all doing here. It's fairly confusing… — Tom Rosenthal Confusing Copy Share Image
I'll keep doing stand-up, but there are other options on the table, although I might just end up playing a load of… — Tom Rosenthal End Copy Share Image
I have a T-shirt which has a face on it and a pocket in the mouth and when you pull the pocket… — Tom Rosenthal Children Copy Share Image
School's boring, history can be boring and often you forget they were like us, just with a few less things and probably… — Tom Rosenthal Boring Copy Share Image
I went to Mongolia as a teenager and I thought it would be cool to dye my hair into a Mongolian flag;… — Tom Rosenthal Cool Copy Share Image
The great part of being in a play or a sitcom is that you're telling someone else's story. Standup is just you,… — Tom Rosenthal Bad Copy Share Image
If I didn't love sport that would kind of have meant I didn't get on with my dad but I have a… — Tom Rosenthal Dad Copy Share Image
I do clearly have quite a lot of the behavioural traits that people who are diagnosed as autistic do have. But it's… — Tom Rosenthal Autism Copy Share Image
If I could do any scenes that would just involve me being asleep, that would be gold. Anything outside or where I'm… — Tom Rosenthal Anything Copy Share Image
I do feel like I've got this power - it does feel like I've got this lasso-ing ability to get people in… — Tom Rosenthal Ability Copy Share Image
If you are genuinely writing to Time Out for financial advice I'd stop worrying about ending up horribly poor and just accept… — Tom Rosenthal Advice Copy Share Image
I keep seeing my own face on the street and I keep laughing at it. Walking past adverts and laughing... which is… — Tom Rosenthal Face Copy Share Image
I'd be a fool to say I wasn't interested in playing the Doctor but I honestly haven't heard anything at all. — Tom Rosenthal Anything Copy Share Image
People go up to Edinburgh thinking it will make them a star, and generally, in the first few weeks back they have… — Tom Rosenthal Back Copy Share Image
If you introduce me to someone, I won't say my name. I will just offer them a part in 'Plebs.' — Tom Rosenthal Introduce Copy Share Image
