I love standup, but it's self-indulgence. Me saying what I think and thinking people should listen to it. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If people ask me for one-liners I always say: 'Hoovering. That sucks.' — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
It's nice to be able to make a room full of people laugh, and there is a lot of merit to stand-up… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
People say that the iPad is useless, and it is, unless you're into sitcoms and a lot of train journeys, and I… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
People should genuinely care about stand-up. I'm not doing this just so I can do x, y, and z on TV. It's… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
In modern times there are so few shows that actually do bring people together like TV is supposed to do - so… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
People go up to Edinburgh thinking it will make them a star, and generally, in the first few weeks back they have… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I do clearly have quite a lot of the behavioural traits that people who are diagnosed as autistic do have. But it's… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I do feel like I've got this power - it does feel like I've got this lasso-ing ability to get people in… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
In modern times there are so few shows that actually do bring people together like TV is supposed to do - so to be… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I went to Mongolia as a teenager and I thought it would be cool to dye my hair into a Mongolian flag; a red-blue-red… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If I could do any scenes that would just involve me being asleep, that would be gold. Anything outside or where I'm standing up...… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
My parents know I am not normal but it doesn't make a difference in their mind whether I am or I am not. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If I didn't love sport that would kind of have meant I didn't get on with my dad but I have a lovely relationship… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If people ask me for one-liners I always say: 'Hoovering. That sucks.' — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
The great part of being in a play or a sitcom is that you're telling someone else's story. Standup is just you, exposing your… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I love standup, but it's self-indulgence. Me saying what I think and thinking people should listen to it. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
