Best Quote by Ron White

I've gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we're going to see if we can't bring a few laughs to these…

— Ron White

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

— Mark Russell

Some comedians are silly or goofy or straight joke writers who avoid anything subversive or political. Others are drawn to it. The beauty of…

— Ted Alexandro

“Do you think all these people would be booking passage on the Lusitania if they thought she could be caught by a German submarine?…

— Erik Larson

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

— Tom Bergeron

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't…

— Eddie Murphy

I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian…

— Ron White

There's no such thing as a hit joke.

— Ron White

Life is the comedian and we're the joke.

— Jeremy Limn

I do a joke in my stand-up where I say I'm a Christian, but I'm not a Christian comedian. I think that's definitely how…

— Anjelah Johnson

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

— Bob Saget

A lot of times I go to a comedy show, I sit there and wait for the comedian to run out of ideas and…

— Eugene Lee Yang

Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.

— Milton Berle

At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put…

— Bo Burnham

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you…

— Colin Quinn