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Careers Quotes by George Carlin

8 Careers quotes by George Carlin

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When you scroll through Carlin’s take on careers, you’ll feel his trademark bite. These eight snippets capture his humor‑laden skepticism of the daily grind, offering a quick, thought‑provoking glimpse into how he saw ambition and the office culture.

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I hope I'm beginning a new cycle of energy and creativity. If so, it'll really be my third career. The first was…

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I always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess…

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The fact that I didn't finish school left me with a lifelong need to prove that I'm smart, prove it to myself,…

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Baby boomers helped me a great deal in my career. They launched me. They were there for me to sing my song…

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Early in my career I was divided because I had the real self underneath: the lawbreaker, the anarchist, the person who swims…

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Two things happened. The creative side of my career was harmed. When I'd sit down and write under the influence of coke,…

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I tell ya, if I hadn't chosen the career of being a performer, I think linguistics would have been a natural area…

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Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just…

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I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

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With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

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Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken…

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“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both…

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“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out…

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I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.

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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

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“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital…

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You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

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It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,…

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Is there another word for synonym?

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The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the…

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These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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