Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Protip: When going down on a girl, always remember that one slip of the tongue and you're in the shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I start conversations with Hey, I'm fine and I'm sure you're too to save time. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Failure doesnt mean youve wasted your life¦.. it does mean youve a reason to start afresh! — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
You should never sacrifice three things: your family, your heart, or your dignity. — Nikhil Saluja Dignity Copy Share Image
I need to hire a personnel Secretary to reply to all my mentions with lol. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Please be safe everyone. I'll unfollow and block you if you die tonight. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best foreplay is when a man leans over, moves her hair and delicately whispers, I'll do the dishes in her ear. — Nikhil Saluja Foreplay Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm in a middle of a hot bubble bath with wife & realize that she isn't my wife &… — Nikhil Saluja Bubble bath Copy Share Image
The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja Shitting Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Beware of a man that does not talk and a dog that does not bark. — Nikhil Saluja Animal Copy Share Image
A fun prank to play on your roommate is to not pay rent for 3 months. — Nikhil Saluja Prank Copy Share Image
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It is really funny, how fat people were the fastest sperm & now they barely move at all. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This is one of those work days that reminds me to play the lottery. — Nikhil Saluja Lottery Copy Share Image
Even when your dreams seem impossible, never give up. Tomorrow could be the day you finally kill yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Dream Copy Share Image
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If any of you have been hurt and need someone to talk to, I'm pretty good at taking advantage of vulnerable women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Easy is to hurt someone who loves you, Difficult is to heal the wound — Nikhil Saluja Adversity Copy Share Image
He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've just found out that I have very fast sperm. It can go from girlfriend's mouth to a tissue in 1.3 seconds — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving is a lot like drinking and fucking; all it takes is one little accident and you're fucked! — Nikhil Saluja Drinking and driving Copy Share Image
If no one has ever caught me masturbating, have I even masturbated at all? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
ProTip: Tell a girl she has nice lips and shell suck your dick right then and there. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Life mottos: Live,Love,Laugh... But when all goes wrong: Ready, aim, FIRE!! — Nikhil Saluja Laugh Copy Share Image
Powerful is not he who knocks the other down, indeed powerful is he who controls himself in a fit of anger. — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The world would be a better place if random animal sounds occurred when women rolled their eye. — Nikhil Saluja Animals Copy Share Image
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Twitter should do something about the people who don't no how to spell. — Nikhil Saluja People Copy Share Image
Sometimes a lady wants to be woken up with a face between her legs... — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Just had some great sex! My wife kept screaming for me to stop, but I couldn't hear her over her sister's moaning. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I finally found it: Facebook is the family den. Twitter is the shed out back. — Nikhil Saluja Family Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again? — Nikhil Saluja Porno Copy Share Image
