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Women Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

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If you’re protective, tall, sweet, and give good hugs, you might hear a wish to date you. The quotes remind us that not everyone will like you, and sometimes the hardest thing is just letting go. A funny line about women being witches says listening can keep you safe from their imagined magic.

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Window: What I hope to do when I go to Las Vegas

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Men to the left because women are always right.

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Weights & Measures: 2 Monograms = 1 Diagram

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Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds

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Adulterate: Full price at the movies

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A girl plays with your mind. A woman explores it.

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Sukc my dikc, aoutocrrtc.

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My Ex-Wife was very hot. She died in burning car.

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When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action.

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Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!

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Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them.

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I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me

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Remember the day I gave you my word, Yes I need them back.

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The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

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Dissolute: How you should greet a superior officer

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Laptop Speakers: Too quiet for music, too loud for porn.

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5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just…

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How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims.

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Women are like waste disposal units. If they're not going to swallow anything I put in them, they won't be in my…

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I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.

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If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is…

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Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch.

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I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable.

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When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh…

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K is the shortest way to spell FUCK YOU !

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Guns don't kill people. women who drives do.

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Vice: Anything you enjoy that is bad for you

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Girls try. Women succeed.

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Diode: A couple of long poems

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Some people are just so good at faking feelings.

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Aardvark: AARDVARK never hurt anyone

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My mistakes always learn from me.

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If Men Got Pregnant: Women would rule the world!

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Not all bitches are women.

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Solvent: A hole in the bottom of a shoe

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Locust: To say Damn in a quiet voice

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Armament: Hand I said, but ARMAMENT.

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Domestic violence... Entertaining men since the stone age.

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I've never killed an unfollower but I should definitely take a shot at it.

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If you're ever feeling down, just remember that I'll always be there to feel you up.

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Penis goes in , sperms cums out.

Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.

I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.

Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.

In case of emergency , Break Dance!

Oxymoron: She's Smart.

Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.

I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.

You are the love of my twitter

Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?

Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!