Women Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To a misogynist: To err is woman.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If nature really acknowledged the so-called women’s month, the entire month would have been period-pains-free.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen;…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana