Parenting Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

I'm a father figure, just not to my kids.

— Nikhil Saluja

A Woman Never Say: You are so much smarter than my father.

— Nikhil Saluja

Well. That wasn't worth it. - Our parents

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm old enough to be my father.

— Nikhil Saluja

Father: The banker nature gave children.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, The child of illusion and the parent of disillusion;

— Nikhil Saluja

My imaginary friend's parents think I'm not real.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I kill your parents, you'll be a superhero in future.

— Nikhil Saluja

Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.

— Nikhil Saluja

My GirlFriend told me that she want me to act a little more like her father. So I fucked her mom.

— Nikhil Saluja

Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes?

— Nikhil Saluja

My mother always said, if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all... And Then I signed-up for Facebook!

— Nikhil Saluja

Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts.

— Nikhil Saluja

Being a Mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children go.

— Nikhil Saluja

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - Stop acting like your father!

— Nikhil Saluja

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

— Nikhil Saluja

God Thought That He Couldn't Be Everywhere He Made A MOTHER. The Devil Thought That He Couldn't Be Everywhere He Made A…

— Nikhil Saluja

A Woman Never Say: I don't blame you for ignoring me. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other…

— Nikhil Saluja

They say childbirth is the most pain women ever experience. Mothers prepare their daughters for this pain by brushing their hair.

— Nikhil Saluja

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

— Nikhil Saluja

Warning to 3-5 yrs old: Be careful about everything you say or do. You'll be hearing about it from parents, for the…

— Nikhil Saluja

I was watching Gene Simmons' TV show, Family Jewels. Or as it's known in the business, 'The Osbournes' Without the Talented Father.

— Nikhil Saluja

Most blondes never talk when having sex because their mothers taught them never to speak to strangers.

— Nikhil Saluja

FACEBOOK: The only place where you can have a MILLION siblings! Their mothers must be Sluts!

— Nikhil Saluja

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.

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God could not be with us every time we need support in our worst times of life, and therefore he made fathers.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul.

— Nikhil Saluja

Can a mother get pregnant while nursing? Yes, but it's easier if she puts the baby to bed first!

— Nikhil Saluja

Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe.

— Nikhil Saluja

Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies: when your parents told you as a child don't spit honey, it's not lady like. Those same rules apply to blowjobs…

— Nikhil Saluja

I was a kid during the height of the Cold War. If I did something wrong, my parents just accused me of…

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Well son, your mother and I met on Twitter, then later we... NO DON'T LOOK AT HER AVI

— Nikhil Saluja

Parents shouldn't tell their kids to dream big if they're stupid. Don't give them false hope.

— Nikhil Saluja

School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay.

— Nikhil Saluja

My parents used to be happy when I took naps but now they think I'm lazy.

— Nikhil Saluja

A moment of silence for all the teenagers whose parents wont let them eat in their room.

— Nikhil Saluja