A Woman Never Say: My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Put vodka in your water bottle and now you're the smartest parent at the school play! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
