Food Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Food is the most important meal of the day.

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I really want to send some food to Hungary.

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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

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Happy Meals are liars.

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A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.

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Pussy: one of my favorite finger foods.

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Salad? Thats what my food eats.

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I hate how people aren't peanut butter.

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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. It's science.

— Nikhil Saluja

Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here!

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That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off.

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Sign in a vegetarian restaurant: All we are saying is give peas a chance.

— Nikhil Saluja

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

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Sign on a frozen-food counter: Best meals you ever thaw.

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I have a condition that prevents me on going on a diet.. I Get Hungry

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A smart ass : Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and…

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I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream.

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Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere.

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Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece.

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Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation.

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5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just…

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Just decided to be more original so from now on I'll be posting pictures of food I eat and tweet 'Good morning'…

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A fun game to play is to guess if the waiter is walking towards you with your food order and calling him…

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The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that the…

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Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose.

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I prefer eating a vegetarians pussy because it's organic, sorry meat eaters.

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I always start my diet on the same day. Tommorow!

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I always offer the delivery guy an extra $10 to feed me the pizza.

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People on a diet should have a salad dressing called 250 Islands.

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Conversions -- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It makes you really fat.

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Everytime I find a dead body, I wish it was a pizza. Every time.

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A Woman Never Say: Bar food again? Kick ass.

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It's bullshit that I have to wait for a special occasion to eat cake.

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There's still some ice cream left in my freezer, I think today's gonna be ok

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Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast.

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I hate it when I grill a human rib and realize I'm out of mushroom sauce.

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Imagine what will happen if ice-creams licked you back.

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Million Dollar Idea: A cupcake that is 24 inches round and 6 inches thick.

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