Food Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 2

I like to 69* *cut my sandwiches diagonally then eat them at the same time

— Nikhil Saluja

DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

— Nikhil Saluja

I ate sushi and pizza in the same day because my diet is a woman's Tumblr page.

— Nikhil Saluja

My weakness is women who say their weakness is Hot chocolate.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

— Nikhil Saluja

Is it a coincidence the word 'diet' has 'die' in it?

— Nikhil Saluja

Diet plan: 1. Only eat in front of the mirror. 2. Don't eat ever.

— Nikhil Saluja

Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

Hunger is the downfall of many a dieter. If youre feeling perpetually hungry, its likely that you arent including enough fiber on…

— Nikhil Saluja

I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food or text you all night, you're special to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense…

— Nikhil Saluja

How to Piss Off A Woman : Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want…

— Nikhil Saluja

When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress.

— Nikhil Saluja

95% of vegetarians are vegetarian just so they can tweet & tell the rest of us they are.

— Nikhil Saluja

Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

— Nikhil Saluja

You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks.

— Nikhil Saluja

I like my porn like I like my food; homemade and sometimes on the kitchen table.

— Nikhil Saluja