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Friendship Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

53 Friendship quotes by Nikhil Saluja

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Nikhil Saluja writes about friendship as a blend of promises, affection, and odd humor. He jokes that friends can ask for money or share secret handshakes, and even an ‘asshole’ can become a best buddy. He also points out that love can be repeated after a drink, and that money can’t buy true happiness when friends keep borrowing.

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Ways of Life : The best vitamin for making friends…B1.

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If you are an asshole, we can be best Friends.

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A friend in need is a dependent asshole.

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Be rich to yourself... and poor to your friends.

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I'm not sexist. Some of my twitter friends are cunts.

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Ways of Life : A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.

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I really need a friend I can talk to about my anti social behavior.

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I think he's a pretty nice guy is the official slogan for the friend zone.

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My friends call me DiCaprio because my farts sound like that sound in the Inception trailer.

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Best reply for denying a proposal : I like you my friend but love is something tat gives pain and I cant…

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Being Friends is not always about stopping each other, from making mistakes, but it is always about being there., after the mistake…

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The problem with being just friends is I have to watch you be with someone who doesn't deserve you when I could…

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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends.

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If you have a problem with me, then talk to me about it.. Not to your 10 friends who can't do anything…

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Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any…

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That awkward moment when you break your friends towel rack trying to wipe shit off of your finger.

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I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw…

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We don't make friends anymore. We add them.

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My friend of dreams don't believe me, that I am dreaming.

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Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat.

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If you can't sit in a public transport and masturbate then we can't be friends.

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My imaginary friend's parents think I'm not real.

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I am only making friends so I can have something to tweet about.

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Why I don't have any friends? Asking for a friend.

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Three Things to Maintain.. Promise, Friendship and Affection.

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I hate it when people pretend to be my friend.

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Treat your friend's like you are going to eat'em today.

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A best friend is there when you have nothing & more importantly when you feel like nothing.

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Having tweets favorited rather than being retweeted isn't the same thing as getting friend zoned but it feels similar

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them.

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At a point in my life where I want to masturbate to a friend's Facebook photos but I keep getting distracted by…

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My friends are weird. They think that I can't I'm on twitter isn't a good excuse not to leave the house.

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When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm…

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Before Facebook, I would have to punch people in the nose to deny their friend requests.

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Being in the friend zone is like being a teddy bear. NOTICE that there is no penis on a teddy bear.

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All the money in the world wouldn't make me happy because all of my poor loser friends would be asking to borrow…

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If you are willing to spend 40 hours a week in the friend zone, you are entitled to some benefits.

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A good friend will return your pendrive. A great friend will return it full of porn !

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When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and…

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My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever.

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Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.

In case of emergency , Break Dance!

Oxymoron: She's Smart.

Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.

I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.

You are the love of my twitter

Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?

Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!