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Life Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

203 Life quotes by Nikhil Saluja

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Saluja compares life to a boxing match, saying defeat isn’t when you fall but when you refuse to get up. He notes that sometimes the hardest thing is simply letting go. He also shares funny thoughts about laziness, dating preferences, and how friends differ from online followers.

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Life is all about waiting for weekends.

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Adulterate: Full price at the movies

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Living is an expensive habit.

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Life's too short to spit out tobacco.

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Living life to the failest.

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Life: One word is enough.

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Had a near-life experience.

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Sukc my dikc, aoutocrrtc.

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Dissolute: How you should greet a superior officer

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One of my main goals in life is to finally learn to read.

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LOVE, Is like measles -- much worse when it comes late in life;

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Remember the day I gave you my word, Yes I need them back.

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The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

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My life just revolves around Fuck this up, I'll just do it tomorrow

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Window: What I hope to do when I go to Las Vegas

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Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds

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Dear ugly chicks, If you ever feel that you hate your life, don't worry, you are not alone. I hate your life…

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I've realized something today. No matter how hard you try to plan your life, life has a plan for you all on…

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Some day I'm going to achieve greatness in life and be able to fill my oil tank all the way.

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Life is similar to a Boxing match. Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down- It is declared when you refuse to…

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God could not be with us every time we need support in our worst times of life, and therefore he made fathers.

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If you send me abusive mentions, I will star it & then retweet your tweets to show you how my twitter life…

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If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is…

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Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch.

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Amazing Home Remedies: You need only two tools in life... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the…

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Aardvark: AARDVARK never hurt anyone

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Is there an AutoCorrect for my life?

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Diode: A couple of long poems

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Locust: To say Damn in a quiet voice

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Armament: Hand I said, but ARMAMENT.

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Hate my lives! - cats

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There's no such thing as non-existence.

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Solvent: A hole in the bottom of a shoe

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When life pushes you down, take a nap.

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My mistakes always learn from me.

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Life is ruining my twitter.

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Weights & Measures: 2 Monograms = 1 Diagram

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Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich.

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Ways of Life : Jumping to conclusions can be bad exercise.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It makes you really fat.

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Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)

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Penis goes in , sperms cums out.

Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.

I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.

Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.

In case of emergency , Break Dance!

Oxymoron: She's Smart.

Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.

I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.

You are the love of my twitter

Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?

Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!