Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Proud to announce I've now entered the pull my pants down when I pee stage of life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been staring at my Smart Phone for so long, I'm pretty sure it just told me to get a fucking life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm shocked at the number of people telling me to get a life. I mean, who told them that I don't have… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Throughout my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes. Most of all I've… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, squeeze lemon juice into your eyes without blinking. Just to let life know you don't play around. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We can't kiss our elbow is enough to make us realize that some things in life are very close to us,but still… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You weren't put on this earth to please other people. Live your life and eliminate all of the stress. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everything is valuable only at two times; before getting it, and after losing it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
History may repeat itself, But Herstory won't ever shut the fuck up about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Expectoration: If you go to a political rally, you should EXPECTORATION. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't want you to tell me to get a life. I want you to tell me how. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My life flushed before my eyes! - a toilet after a near-death experience — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've never killed an unfollower but I should definitely take a shot at it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of the most Exciting things about Life is¦, Not knowing Whats Next.!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I recently started selling furniture for a living. Trouble is, it's my own! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever life brings me down, I pick myself right back up... with a line of coke. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
