Jokes Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Save me, Jeebus!

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I just wanna say one thing.

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I'm afraid, I just blue myself.

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Gangbang sex - co-operative

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Urologists don't know shit.

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Caught having sex - Swift Cover

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God bless those pagans.

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Earth is full. Go home.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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A part of us remains where ever we have been.

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Between 3 and 80, Man is like North Korea: Ruled by nuts'

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Those girls who think every guy wants them… NO.

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A truck full of dildos is just Toys for Twats.

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Sex with anthropomorphs - compare the market

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A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.

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Three Things to Prevent... Laziness, Falsehood and Slander.

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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

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Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich.

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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

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Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

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You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant.

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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was…

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To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world.

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Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get…

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After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a…

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When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint…

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There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop…

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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a…

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I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself.

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Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was…

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If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier…

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How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live…

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Sex on tour - Nationwide

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Sex on the phone - Direct line

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Love is a finger in the butt.

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Dealing with assholes is a perfect timepass.

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My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

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Absence makes the heart go yonder.

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A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

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