How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The British Royal family had to be Gujjus - Not paying taxes for life & yet smile & act as if they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Great Unanswered Question in Life: Who took a bite out of the apple on iPhones, Macbooks, and iPads? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you're doing anything with your life today. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love Mondays and I'm not gonna apologize to you people for making good life choices. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I'm a human or have responsibilities. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I fold the toilet paper In half and use it again because I like to live my life full of risks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I don't get RT's, I assume half of you are sleeping and the other half have a life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Opportunity Comes Any Time In Life So Please Keep Three Things Ready. First Resumes Second Passport & Third Condom — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At a point in my life where I want to masturbate to a friend's Facebook photos but I keep getting distracted by… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Patience is a hard thing to learn but when you master it; a whole new and wonderful world is opened to you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just wish I could disappear for a while to a place where nothing can go wrong in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're not in a real relationship until your girl gets mad at you in real life for something you did in her… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life is meaningless. Everything fun is illegal, delicious food makes you fat and the Kardashians are celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Call your toilet out so when someone asks you what you did today, it sounds that you actually have a life and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're ever feeling down, just remember that I'll always be there to feel you up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Imagine meeting someone who understood even the dustiest corners of your mixed up soul. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Maturity is perseverance, the ability to sweat out a project or a situation in spite of heavy opposition and discouraging set-backs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A setback in life gives you an opportunity to cherish the glory inherent in a comeback to life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Warning to 3-5 yrs old: Be careful about everything you say or do. You'll be hearing about it from parents, for the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There will always be people out there that will bitch behind your back & judge you and your life. For some people… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Admit it, once in your life, youve tried to guess someones password & .. you failed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
