Man Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Window: What I hope to do when I go to Las Vegas

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Weights & Measures: 2 Monograms = 1 Diagram

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Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds

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Adulterate: Full price at the movies

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Sukc my dikc, aoutocrrtc.

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My Ex-Wife was very hot. She died in burning car.

— Nikhil Saluja

K is the shortest way to spell FUCK YOU !

— Nikhil Saluja

Vice: Anything you enjoy that is bad for you

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Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them.

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I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me

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Remember the day I gave you my word, Yes I need them back.

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The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

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Dissolute: How you should greet a superior officer

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Laptop Speakers: Too quiet for music, too loud for porn.

— Nikhil Saluja

Domestic violence... Entertaining men since the stone age.

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5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just…

— Nikhil Saluja

How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims.

— Nikhil Saluja

If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is…

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Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's a guy thing really means There's no rational thought pattern connected with it and you can't make it logical.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh…

— Nikhil Saluja

Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down.

— Nikhil Saluja

Diode: A couple of long poems

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Some people are just so good at faking feelings.

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Aardvark: AARDVARK never hurt anyone

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My mistakes always learn from me.

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Solvent: A hole in the bottom of a shoe

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Locust: To say Damn in a quiet voice

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Armament: Hand I said, but ARMAMENT.

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I've never killed an unfollower but I should definitely take a shot at it.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're ever feeling down, just remember that I'll always be there to feel you up.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes I just wish I could disappear for a while to a place where nothing can go wrong in life.

— Nikhil Saluja

History may repeat itself, But Herstory won't ever shut the fuck up about it.

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Expectoration: If you go to a political rally, you should EXPECTORATION.

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Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing

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Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone.

— Nikhil Saluja