Love Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Breathe if you love me.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The only permanent cure for love;

— Nikhil Saluja

Love is a dream, marriage an alarm clock.

— Nikhil Saluja

I theoretically love you all.

— Nikhil Saluja

Honestly, I love it when I catch you staring.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Is a fan club with only two members;

— Nikhil Saluja

The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is not a word, but a sentence;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SECOND, the triumph of hope over experience

— Nikhil Saluja

Love Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand.

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:OF COURSE I LOVE YOU Woman means:just not in that way.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage;

— Nikhil Saluja

Makeup sex: when I 'make up' some shit like, girl I still love you just so I can fuck.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A word that should be pronounced as mirage;

— Nikhil Saluja

I wish anyone could love me as much as I hate everyone.

— Nikhil Saluja

A Boy will Love A Girl for what she looks like; A Man will Love A Girl for who she is!

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;

— Nikhil Saluja

I followed you on TWITTER because I'm secretly in love with you and I'm hoping this will help you realize that you…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear;

— Nikhil Saluja

If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person;

— Nikhil Saluja

I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions…

— Nikhil Saluja

Love and electricity are one and the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required…

— Nikhil Saluja

Love is not measured by Hugging, Kissing. sweet words and separating. Love is measured by trusting, inviting, clothless intimating and allowing with…

— Nikhil Saluja

You are the love of my twitter

— Nikhil Saluja

It takes nipples to be a Boob.

— Nikhil Saluja

Love is a vine that grows into our hearts.

— Nikhil Saluja

Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Is really just being stupid together;

— Nikhil Saluja

I would lick a pizza's pussy.

— Nikhil Saluja

Live, Laugh, Love MY DICK!

— Nikhil Saluja

I want to verb your nouns adjectively.

— Nikhil Saluja

When everything fails, masturbate.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ignore your Ego¦.and¦.Learn to Love..!

— Nikhil Saluja

If you love someone, Don't fuck someone else.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, That which makes the world revolve:

— Nikhil Saluja