Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I climb up your bathroom window again? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Makeup sex: when I 'make up' some shit like, girl I still love you just so I can fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Boy will Love A Girl for what she looks like; A Man will Love A Girl for who she is! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Love Love, to be real, must cost, it must hurt, it must empty us of self. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Noone in this world will ever love you as much as a less attractive person. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I followed you on TWITTER because I'm secretly in love with you and I'm hoping this will help you realize that you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you've found true love when you catch yourself falling in love with the same person over and over again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Love Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are loving... when your own pain does not blind you to the pain of others. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I was a serial killer I'd use my knife to make strangers kiss in front of me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only virtue that can be divided endlessly and still not be diminished; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
