Marriage Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Love is a dream, marriage an alarm clock.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex with your wife - Legal & General

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A lady with a whim of iron;

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex with your future wife - Mutual trust

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is not a word, but a sentence;

— Nikhil Saluja

It takes nipples to be a Boob.

— Nikhil Saluja

Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.

— Nikhil Saluja

I would lick a pizza's pussy.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SECOND, the triumph of hope over experience

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage;

— Nikhil Saluja

I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The only permanent cure for love;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, PERFECT, is, in a man's second marriage, her first mate

— Nikhil Saluja

For happily married life, You must cheat on your wife.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A word that should be pronounced as mirage;

— Nikhil Saluja

My ex-girlfriend started talking about marriage yesterday. Hence the 'ex'.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, What a man blames things on when he can't figure a way to blame the government;

— Nikhil Saluja

I promised my wife I would start growing up as soon as she stopped growing sideways.

— Nikhil Saluja

A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person;

— Nikhil Saluja

A woman goes to a palm reader and hears that her husband will die a violent death. She asks, Will I be…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet…

— Nikhil Saluja

Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,…

— Nikhil Saluja

A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a…

— Nikhil Saluja

I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on…

— Nikhil Saluja

Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required…

— Nikhil Saluja

I want to verb your nouns adjectively.

— Nikhil Saluja

The past tense of 'Sex' is 'Marriage.'

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who has to grow old alone;

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, Another man's folly;

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When everything fails, masturbate.

— Nikhil Saluja

No pain, no marriage.

— Nikhil Saluja

K-Y jelly is the safeword.

— Nikhil Saluja

Weddings are funerals for blow jobs.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient.

— Nikhil Saluja