Lottery Quotes

Amare Stoudamire! Winner of the genetic lottery!

— Bill Walton

You can never have too much money.

— Jess C Scott

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

— Ambrose Bierce

Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.

— Brian Koslow

Winning a lottery may prove to be bad luck.

— James Cook

“Being born’s a hell of a lottery.”

— David Mitchell

I've won Satan's lottery.

— Christopher Moore

There are no races. Only lotteries.

— Jacques Anquetil

“The chances of winning the lottery are approximately one in fourteen million,”

— Holly Smale

You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats

— Jay Leno

I count myself lucky, having long ago won a lottery paid to me in seven sunrises a week for life.

— Robert Breault

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life is like a huge lottery in which only the winning tickets are visible.

— Jostein Gaarder

“Picasso was mainly dealing with winning Lottery tickets... and sometimes with painting.”

— Jean-Michel Rene Souche

“I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.”

— Roger Jones

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in a lottery.

— Ramandeep Singh

If you're waiting around for something to be handed to you or win the lottery, chances are nothing is ever going to…

— Aaron Bruno

I've been really lucky to get on shows that stay on. It's one thing to book a show, and it's like winning…

— Coby Bell

I'm not engaged in predicting random number generators. I actually get phone calls from people who want to know what lottery numbers…

— Bruce Bueno de Mesquita

Hope is not like a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky… hope is an ax you…

— Rebecca Solnit

Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even…

— Norm MacDonald

Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day.

— Marty Becker

She was staying. A little longer. V smiled to himself. So this was what winning the lottery felt like.

— J.R. Ward

The visa lottery system poses a national security threat. Under the program, each successful applicant is chosen at random and given the…

— Bob Goodlatte

I have always felt that the great lottery of life is unfair. The fact is that I was thrown up on the…

— Tim Costello

I think life is simpler than we tend to think. We look for answers and more answers. But there are no answers.…

— Nando Parrado

The Tories and the Lib Dems talk about social mobility, but, short of winning the lottery, the only way to guarantee young…

— Lucy Powell

We've created a multitrillion-dollar edifice for dispensing the medical equivalent of lottery tickets - and have only the rudiments of a system…

— Atul Gawande

A startup is the largest endeavor over which you can have definite mastery. You can have agency not just over your own…

— Peter Thiel

I once prayed when struggling financially and worried how I was going to be able to assist my parents in their latter…

— Phyllis Smith

I think competition in any kind of activity like music, art, literature - anything that's not done with a timer - is…

— Emanuel Ax

“He remembered the story of an old man who went into a church one day to reprimand God for never having helped…

— Marc Levy

“so doesn't that make the universe a giant lottery, then? you purchase a ticket when you're born. and it's all just random…

— R.J. Palacio

As for women that do not think their own safety worth their thought, that impatient of their present state, resolve as they…

— Daniel Defoe

“Most of the world’s seven billion people found their destinies largely determined at the moment of birth. There are, of course, plenty…

— Howard G Buffett

One may well find oneself beginning to doubt whether all this could conceivably be the product of an enormous lottery presided over…

— Jacques Monod

All this to say: I am forty-three years old. I may yet live another forty. What do I do with those years?…

— Carolyn Parkhurst

Hope is not a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky. It is an axe you break…

— Rebecca Solnit

“the universe was not kind to auggie pullman. what did the little kid ever do to deserve his sentence? what did the…

— R.J. Palacio

What are you thinking?" he asks. I know Gage hates it when I cry - he is completely undone by the sight…

— Lisa Kleypas