There are no races. Only lotteries.

Most of the time, I get around perfectly well on my bike and public transportation, even in spite of the Bay Area's almost comically…

— Steve Hilton

I stand and rejoice every time I see a woman ride by on a wheel...the picture of free, untrammeled womanhood.

— Susan B. Anthony

In life's orchestra, the bike is the double bass. Hard to forget it

— Paul Fournel

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

— Anonymous

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

— Richard Lewis

It is not like studying German, where you mull along, in a groping, uncertain way, for thirty years; and at last, just as you…

— Mark Twain

Some pundits have proposed that the aliens have come here to breed with us. Apparently, too much bike riding or something similar has rendered…

— Seth Shostak

I've always been a keen cyclist, I'm very close to the world of cycling. Not just cycling really - also walking, adventures, being a…

— Paul Smith

“Life doesn’t make sense. It’s against the law for somebody to steal your bike but apparently it doesn’t matter if somebody tries to steal…

— Allan Stratton

Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like.

— Bob Dylan

In Europe, I always have fun bike riding in Amsterdam.

— Ezra Koenig

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

— Blair Waldorf

Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our…

— Garrison Keillor

However, I met with a horrible accident while riding my bike in Sangla Valley. The accident was a wakeup call for me stop getting…

— Abhinav Shukla

My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The…

— Dane Cook