Alcohol Quotes

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

— P. G. Wodehouse

Cocaine eyes won't hide your face.

— Neil Young

“Love is alcohol.”

— Katherine Applegate

Success is my drug of choice.

— Anonymous

I don't need alcohol to have fun.

— Sebastian Janikowski

Tonight I'm the designated drinker.

— Alan Jackson

I won't touch alcohol.

— Sadio Mane

“All worries are less with wine.”

— Amit Kalantri

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

— Elton John

“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.”

— Anthony Liccione

I've had my fills of cocaine and pills.

— Elton John

“Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”

— Matt Groening

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

— John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

— Rita Rudner

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.

— Alice Cooper

Photography, like alcohol, should only be allowed to those who can do without it.

— Walter Sickert

If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather…

— Luis Bunuel

Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit.

— Nikhil Saluja

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

— Jimmy Buffett

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on…

— Mignon McLaughlin

“It's too warm for red wine; now I mix gin and tonics instead. I find they make the ordinary sensation of living…

— Sara Baume

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

— Daniel Silva

According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, the first use of alcohol typically begins at age 12.

— Xavier Becerra

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can…

— Frederick The Great

The main bone of contention is whether Islamic injunctions are legal or moral categories. When Muslims say Islam commands daily prayers or…

— Mustafa Akyol

No, no, no, I don't snort no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it only…

— Ringo Starr

We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves…

— Bill W

I take really good care of myself. I promised myself long ago that I would never miss a hunting season, never poison…

— Ted Nugent

It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any…

— John Hunter

I stayed away from drugs, I never smoked a pipe. When I wanna get high, I smoke the mic. I never did…

— Kool Moe Dee

In the 1920s, we thought the problems associated with alcohol could be solved by police and jails. Prohibition taught us we were…

— Rodney S. Quinn

“According to glycemic index principles, it would be fine for an alcoholic to drink beer, but not whisky since beer raises your…

— Tim Noakes

“At first, I taste bitter but slowly and gradually, I become your best friend at the times of happiness and sorrow. I…

— Bhavik Sarkhedi

In England, it's a rare thing to see a player smoking but, all in all, I prefer that to an alcoholic. The…

— Alex Ferguson

Feelings are only your history being occasioned by the present moment. If that's your enemy, then your history is your enemy. If…

— Steven C. Hayes

Because I’ve lost my children, too, and I know the ache that lives inside the heart that no amount of solace or…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Well, I haven't been an impulsive guy lately because I'm not in control of my own life. I'm living other peoples' requirements…

— Brenton Thwaites

An uncomfortable feeling is not an enemy. It's a gift that says, "Get honest; inquire." We reach out for alcohol, or television,…

— Byron Katie

“ON GETTING DRUNK: "Those who are Christians are to see to it that they are grateful for grace and redemption and conduct…

— Martin Luther