TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I spent a whole year in 'Spamalot' and didn't have one drop of alcohol. — Hannah Waddingham Copy Share Image
“I don't like to abuse alcohol-anything you abuse will abuse you back.” — Michka Assayas Copy Share Image
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am certain we had more laughing, which… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Getting high off life is more than enough, and peer pressure ain't peer pressure when a boy is tough. — Kool Moe Dee Copy Share Image
I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and drinking. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Minimum sales prices for alcohol are a startlingly bad idea. As with excise duties, the effects are regressive. — Nigel Farage Copy Share Image
Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
“Not much more than a broke disgrace who's hooked on tonics, so excuse him if his poker face has puke on it.” — Hannibal Lecture Copy Share Image
Alcohol is a class of drugs that we call 'the sedatives.' And what you're doing is just knocking your brain out. You're… — Matthew Walker Copy Share Image
As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain. It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions,… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Here's the facts: We've got to have I.D. to go vote, you have to show an I.D. to buy alcohol, you have… — Marjorie Taylor Greene Copy Share Image
After my hip operation, I had to cut out butter, which I loved, and salt. I no longer eat desserts with lots… — Maeve Binchy Copy Share Image
Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together;… — Harry Crews Copy Share Image
“Remember my friend, uncontrolled alcohol, uncontrolled casual sex and mindless indoctrination are not signs of progress, they are signs of drowning into… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Here's the thing about your past: You decide how long it lasts; present mind may seem blurred, but you're far more conscious… — Jamie Timbre Copy Share Image
I've dodged so many bullets. Not just because of unsafe sex, but because of the amount of drugs I did, the amount… — Elton John Copy Share Image
All in all it's a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last they've decided that gay people are fit… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
We cannot build the new culture for learning to which we aspire in an environment which is depressed and dampened every day… — Robert Carothers Copy Share Image
I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
“On the other hand, for just as long, others have warned about its dangers. "Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness," wrote Seneca… — Charles River Editors Copy Share Image
“Two wives despaired of him,’ he said. ‘When he got engaged to Sylvia, she made it a condition that he should take… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
“His abhorrence and fear of alcohol did not extend to his power as host. He kept a huge cupboard of drinks in… — John McGahern Copy Share Image
In college I took a class from a professor who changed my whole life. I can't really remember what his name was,… — Bill Ervin Copy Share Image
“Well, I may not have a framed Latin diploma, but I know crazy talk when I hear it. Alcohol has been an… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
