“Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel! — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
BOYS are like alcohol, you throw them up when you've had too much. GIRLS are like coffee, you throw them away when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Across Russia, women have a much longer life expectancy than men, for one simple reason: alcohol.” — Martin Lindstrom Copy Share Image
Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills. — Marc Price Copy Share Image
I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Alcohol was for people who basically wished to be dead but lacked the courage to kill themselves. — MacDonald Harris Copy Share Image
'Tis not the eating, nor 'tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess — John Selden Copy Share Image
“too much alcohol hampers people's ability to parent. That's why I've chosen to remain childless.” — Kyra Davis Copy Share Image
I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Even if you've gone easy on the vermouth, there are still serious downsides to alcohol consumption, including but not limited to the… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's… — Moby Copy Share Image
Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane before I go insane. It's only half past twelve but I don't… — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“Though it had no wide reputation, all manner of people frequented 'The Midnight Bell.' This was in its nature, of course, since… — Patrick Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Tai chi is the one exercise that can universally help solve our growing health crisis. It has stood the test of thousands… — Bruce Frantzis Copy Share Image
“Lucy preferred gin and tonics during the summer and switched over to whiskey sours in the winter. At dinner, a sit-down affair… — Elizabeth Hess Copy Share Image
If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I once heard a sober alcoholic say that drinking never made him happy, but it made him feel like he was going… — Heather King Copy Share Image
American men are allotted just as many tears as American women. But because we are forbidden to shed them, we die long… — Pat Conroy Copy Share Image
Being fat is the absolute nadir of the misfit. You're a misfit because nothing fits. You don't fit in. You're not fit.… — Claudia Shear Copy Share Image
“We need to make sure we are doing what Jesus said and not what we thought Jesus must have said. The textbook… — Douglas Wilson Copy Share Image
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
