I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Some people recovering from drugs or alcohol stay with the programs indefinitely, making the recovery program their family, a long-term source of… — Keith Henson Copy Share Image
“You are dehydrated," I said. "The result of alcohol taken in excess. But that is the only way to take it. It… — Robert Penn Warren Copy Share Image
I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers,… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
“Because when I read, I don't really read; I pop a beautiful sentence into my mouth and suck it like a fruit… — Bohumil Hrabal Copy Share Image
Alcohol was this crutch for me, to be able to be confident or go do those things I was scared to do.… — Justin Kan Copy Share Image
Did you know that there is growing scientific consensus that one of the most common types of sugar, fructose, can be toxic… — Lee Labrada Copy Share Image
And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Getting drunk is like putting on a mask; The only reason why is to transform yourself into something you wish you were… — Mathias Folsted Copy Share Image
The passage of time eliminates some of the more intimate details of one's existence. The routine trivia like passing water and shitting… — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
“She meant I was hungover. I had been slaughtered, legless, trolleyed, slashed, shredded, plastered, polluted, pissed. I thought, I do love my… — Peter Carey Copy Share Image
And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed… — Alberto Juantorena Copy Share Image
One key symptom of alcoholism is that the individual comes to need a drink for every mood-one to calm down, one to… — Phyllis A. Balch Copy Share Image
“What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even drink? I’d much rather get… — Jason Medina Copy Share Image
Being with the president’s daughter, no matter who the president is, you are connected to the most powerful political force on earth,… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless,… — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
We can develop a social vaccine (Self-esteem). We can outgrow our past failures - our lives of crime and violence, alcohol and… — John Vasconcellos Copy Share Image
“Buddy eyed me closely. His eyes were filigreed with red. I watched as he went through one of those instantaneous mood swings… — G.M. Ford Copy Share Image
I've seen my whole family struggle, with money, with relationships, with alcohol, and I thought there must be a better way. As… — Kellie Pickler Copy Share Image
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner,… — Esther Dyson Copy Share Image
I drink a glass of wine or two occasionally with dinner. 'You drink alcohol?!' Well, if my state of consciousness is so… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide… — Wilson Bryan Key Copy Share Image
Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride… — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
“Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and of generosity. What one of us… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Everyone feels like they would love to be a really cool bartender in a really cool bar, but you're still surrounded by… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Alcohol has never caused anyone to do something they didn't want to do. It only enables them to do what they've always… — Neil Strauss Copy Share Image
Getting into my teen years, I was filled with so much shame and pain that I got really involved with drugs and… — Pattie Mallette Copy Share Image
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
A shot to kill the pain. A pill to drain the shame. A purge to end the gain. A cut to break… — Patience Copy Share Image
Im focussing very much on having a plant-based diet, Ive given up alcohol, and Im exercising every day. And that includes being… — Anna Richardson Copy Share Image
Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000, 'legal' drugs: 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just… — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image