To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with… — Moby Copy Share Image
I've tried it long ago, with hashish and peyote. Fascinating, yes, but no good, no. This, as we find in alcohol, is… — Conrad Aiken Copy Share Image
I had a real good thing going for me, and I got sidetracked. It doesn't have to be that way. It doesn't… — Ken Caminiti Copy Share Image
As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
Millions of people die every day. Everyone's got to go sometime. I've came by this particular tumor honestly. If you smoke, which… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
There is fuel in every bit of vegetable matter that can be fermented. There's enough alcohol in one year's yield of an… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
You put me in charge of Medicaid, the first thing I'd do is get [female recipients] Norplant, birth-control implants, or tubal ligations.… — Russell Pearce Copy Share Image
The alcohol had the effect of making the black cloth blacker. This amused her; she had noted in her journal: "booze affects… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
“Ive created a new drink! I'm calling it the Piñata Colada! Its sweet and tasty, but when you wake up the next… — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
Everybody needs a way out of that pain. Many people choose drugs and alcohol. Some people obsessively exercise or develop strange dietary… — Mariel Hemingway Copy Share Image
Up until Prohibition, an apple grown in America was far less likely to be eaten than to wind up in a barrel… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Don Marquis came down after a month on the wagon, ambled over to the bar, and announced, 'I've conquered that goddamn willpower… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
“There’s two ways to go in this life. You can try to rise above it, overpower it, with meditation, exercise, and purity.… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
Playing sports has always been my greatest pleasure. I don't smoke, I hardly drink alcohol. Sports helped get me into the presidential… — Evo Morales Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Eugenie, my sweet, your outraged protests are adorable, but they only continue to slow us down. If you want me to help… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes to the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, I've never heard any stories of them drinking or drugging or causing problems in… — AJ Chilson Copy Share Image
It's easy to get on to something like alcohol or drugs so my advice to musicians is don't lose your perspective because… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks... maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to… — George Jones Copy Share Image
I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a… — Elton John Copy Share Image
I do not like - in the middle of a wrestling arena where they're serving alcohol and there are screaming fans including… — Sable Copy Share Image
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest:… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I also believe in cigarettes, cholesterol, alcohol, carbon monoxide, masturbation, the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the Daily Telegraph, and not properly labeling… — Dennis Potter Copy Share Image
The danger of psychedelic drugs, the danger of mind-opening, the danger of consciousness expansion, the danger of inner discovery is a danger… — Timothy Leary Copy Share Image
Our teenage "druggies" are habituated to drugs rather than addicted. While beer and other alcoholic beverages are preferred drugs, kids have simply… — Virgil Miller Newton Copy Share Image
It's not like I'm against alcohol. It's just a decision I made, and if you've never had it, you don't miss it.… — James Milner Copy Share Image
Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets… — G. Gordon Liddy Copy Share Image
It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication - it makes them sociable. I, however, cannot force myself to use… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
As a young founder in high-stress situations, I often used alcohol to escape facing things. I've struggled with this for a long… — Justin Kan Copy Share Image
I write about what I know: sex, pornography, art, fame obsession, drugs, and alcohol. I mean, why would anyone care to listen… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
A military audience is kind of weird. Pretty much how you would imagine a troop of males that haven't seen a female… — Missy Higgins Copy Share Image
It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning… — Molly O'Neill Copy Share Image
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The bar is the male kingdom. For centuries it was the bastion of male privilege, the gathering place for men away from… — Shulamith Firestone Copy Share Image
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
For 14 years, I'd been on medication for the pinched nerve, the arthritis, the muscle spasms in my neck, and I'd lost… — Betty Ford Copy Share Image
“I have never seen anyone drink like he did. To say he drank with a vengeance is almost understating it: it was… — Yudhanjaya Wijeratne Copy Share Image