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The comedy I do on TV came from me being at art school and seeing Gilbert and George films, thinking they were… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
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The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
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