I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Consanguinity has never seemed to be one of your prerequisites for plain speaking.” “Touché,” she returned, giving him a single nod of… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“When I was a boy, I would read those postcards and know exactly why my father was doing what he was doing:… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
“Citizen N°1: Look! Citizen N°2: up in the SKY! It's... who IS that? Ion (Kyle Rayner): See? Get some new clothes and… — Ron Marz Copy Share Image
“I had the dictionary at my elbow. Every now and then I would flip a page, find a large incomprehensible word and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Community is extremely intimate. When we talk about humor, I love that you know when you're home because there is laughter in… — Terry Tempest Williams Copy Share Image
I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until… — Linda Ellerbee Copy Share Image
My father was very athletic. He was a life-of-the-party kind of guy - walked into the room and there was a presence… — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
“Never being a person satisfied to create a small disaster when I could just as easily create a catastrophe, I realized I… — Ron Luciano Copy Share Image
My uncle Shawn used to stay with us when we were really young, and I used to come downstairs and see him… — Damon Wayans, Jr Copy Share Image
I'm a funny guy. I love to laugh. I love to have a good time. You'll never see me down or, before… — Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Copy Share Image
I wanted 'The South Bank Show' to reflect my own life and that of the team around me; to stretch the accepted… — Melvyn Bragg Copy Share Image
You get dinged for wanting to do a comedy, then wanting to do a big-budget action film, and then wanting to do… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
As an ex-stand up, I can tell you that a comedy club isn't a place you go looking to get the abuse… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
“It is a scientific fact that the crack between the stove and the kitchen counter serves as a kind of voracious black… — Jared Gulian Copy Share Image
When I speak a serious subject in an informal and humorous way, it has bigger impact. So much so, when BBC made… — Arunachalam Muruganantham Copy Share Image
“The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted… — Elias Zapple Copy Share Image
My humour and my work ethic definitely come from my Scottish side, and I have to say the sense of humour doesn't… — John Barrowman Copy Share Image
Nine-tenths of the value of a sense of humor in writing is not in the things it makes one write but in… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“He stepped forward. “We’ve been together a year. How many times have you seen me hunt?” Umm. “How many times, Kate?” “None.”… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“I hear everything he’s saying, but mentally I’m picturing a sword hidden in my body like some medieval tampon, and suddenly, I’m… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Look, I'll do anything. I wanna do everything. I'll probably do a travel show at some point, I'd love to do some… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
“One morning she happened upon a bit of cloth decorated with pictures of little red squirrels carrying small, brown,nutsacks,and she nearly fainted… — Cynthia Rylant Copy Share Image
“What kind of a place is Expectations?" inquired Milo, unable to see the humor and feeling very doubtful of the little man's… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
“There was another group of students already filing down the hall. College students. We looked like babies beside them. The college girls… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Annabelle, what happened to you?” Lillian asked the next morning. “You look dreadful. Why aren’t you wearing your riding habit? I thought… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“People often say that the English are very cold fish, very reserved, that they have a way of looking at things –… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
When a man says he sees nothing in a book, he very often means that he does not see himself in it:… — Augustus William Hare Copy Share Image
“The office itself was windowless and lined with shelves stuffed to the brim with books each sporting titles more Hellish than the… — Jennifer Rainey Copy Share Image
“Zoe, I-- Oh, God!" he shouted, clutching his chest and stumbling back. "What?" she asked, looking around anxiously as she clutched a… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
This is my chance to get out there and appease the fans of my music as well as show people that I… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
The 'Muppets' were a very big part of my childhood, and 'Flight of the Conchords' definitely has elements of the 'Muppets' in… — Bret McKenzie Copy Share Image
“I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing… — David Cross Copy Share Image
“When Scythrop grew up, he was sent, as usual, to a public school, where a little learning was painfully beaten into him,… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
I already have two movies in the can, low-key, which are 'Vincent-N-Roxxy' and 'Keanu' with Key and Peele, which is my first… — Jason Mitchell Copy Share Image
I don't need someone with a hot body. He can be fat or overweight and have a belly. It's very much about… — Kate Walsh Copy Share Image
“It is only after knowing him for some time that you begin to realize you are, to him, an essentially fictional character,… — Michael Cunningham Copy Share Image
