“Not at all," said Dorothea, with the most open kindness. "I like you very much." Will was not quite contented, thinking that… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
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We all have problems or things that will get us down from time to time. No matter who we are. But a… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
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In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and… — J. Robert Oppenheimer Copy Share Image
I've always felt that acting is acting, at the end of the day, so whether you're doing comedy or heavy drama or… — Benjamin Bratt Copy Share Image
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“On the Rolling Stones - You will walk out of the Amphitheatre after watching the Stones perform and suddenly the Chicago stockyards… — Tom Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
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Comedy relieves you. A lot of times we think we're the only people bothered by certain things. Then you hear a comic… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I think that different pleasures work for different readers - a friend of mine won't read anything that's not a cardiovascular sort… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
Humor and laughter are not necessarily the same thing. Humor permits us to see into life from a fresh and gracious perspective.… — Joan D. Chittister Copy Share Image
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I started in the club route. I did the alternative scene later on. When I lived in New York, I did the… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
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“The inexplicable is always terrifying. But it wouldn't be so frightening if you stopped to ask yourself whether there's ever been any… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“Within sixty-minute limits or one-hundred-yard limits or the limits of a game board, we can look for perfect moments or perfect structures.… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“ This is why they say you should look before you leap. They say a lot of things. Carpe diem. Even platitudes… — Swati Avasthi Copy Share Image
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We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon… — Minna Antrim Copy Share Image
I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I'm not even white. I'm… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“It is easier for an ambitious friend to become an enemy than for an enemy to become a friend. It is even… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
If you look into their [chimpanzees] eyes, you know you're looking into a thinking mind. They teach us that we are not… — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he… — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
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“I understand that you are an accomplished swords-man,” she finally said. He eyed her curiously. Where was she going with this? “I… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
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