The main thing I like about New Yorkers is that they understand that their lives are a relentless circus of horrors, ending… — Kyle Baker Copy Share Image
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“Because of social strictures against even the mildest swearing, America developed a particularly rich crop of euphemistic expletives - darn, durn, goldurn,… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
When you're in Hollywood and you're a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things. All right, you're a stand-up comedian, can… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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“simply enjoy giving more than receiving in every respect, do not take myself nor the doings of the masses seriously, am not… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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I don't feel those limits when I'm on stage. For some reason, audiences let me get away with things. Remember, it's all… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
When I did 'Nikki and Sara Live,' I think a lot of the comedy got lost because we were always so worried… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
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Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow. Stake him right… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
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What comedy does, for the most part, is it voices something so simplistically that people will agree with us, and then once… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
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I would love to play a normal human being with a little bit of a comedic bend that had a love interest.… — Reggie Lee Copy Share Image
Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses humor and dramatic values to deal with human emotions… — Robert Altman Copy Share Image
I suppose I grew up wishing I was an American Jew for the comedy and the one-liners...actress who does a Holocaust movie… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
You need to talk about sex with a sense of humor, especially because sex is a sensitive area for a lot of… — Paige Turco Copy Share Image
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I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
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