Comedy is an indoors thing, so I take every opportunity to go outside. A lot of that involves finding places that are… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her… — James Oswald Copy Share Image
“Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past." "Really?" I asked, paging through the papers in the… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Sometimes our talent is plain old everyday people skills that have been lost in our fast-paced society—listening, compassion, a sense of humor,… — Lisa Nichols Copy Share Image
I try to play the stiff, as much as I can, and play it dry, which is sometimes hard for me. My… — John Cho Copy Share Image
At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“- I picked these last night. I want you to have them. - Th-thanks. What kind of flowers are these? They're pretty.… — Shouji Gatou Copy Share Image
While it may not heighten our sympathy, wit widens our horizons by its flashes, revealing remote hidden affiliations and drawing laughter from… — Marie Taylor Collins Swabey Copy Share Image
“I’m actually here with Crispin. You didn’t forget about your tutoring date with him, did you?” I wrinkle my nose. “I thought… — Haley Fisher Copy Share Image
“My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap) I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap) My manners are mellow, I'm sweet like the Jell-o,… — Judy Schachner Copy Share Image
“I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad lonely bits of… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“You snore.” She stopped in the middle of the hallway and gaped. “I do not.” “Oh yeah, you do.” He nodded, beaming… — Jennifer Shirk Copy Share Image
For the foreseeable future, we're going to need oil products because I don't like the idea of hydrogen cars. I'm not sure… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I don't separate Robert DeNiro's comedy from the serious stuff. The one thing I realize working with him in all of his… — Alessandro Nivola Copy Share Image
I think women are different, and I think having them in the room is crucial to a family comedy, ensemble comedy, television… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
“Kyle clapped his hands together. “Goody! The Zoe dates back some 3000 years to when the Greek gods ruled.” “Who’s Zoe?” I… — Nicole Gulla Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
One may be continually abusive without saying any thing just; but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“A friend of Diagoras pointed out an expensive display of votive gifts and said, ' You think the gods have no care… — Diagoras of Melos Copy Share Image
“Then the high king carefully turned the golden screw. Once: Nothing. Twice: Nothing. Then he turned it the third time, and the… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
People always say 'You do racial comedy.' And I don't, exactly. I do cultural comedy. Because race and culture are two different… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
“You looked ridiculous walking around the city carrying an empty wineglass. I don't care to be associated with a drunk. Particularly one… — Danielle L. Jensen Copy Share Image
“The whole of the realm denies it, brother," said Renly. "Old men deny it with their death rattle, and unborn children deny… — George R.R Martin Copy Share Image
“{Summertime she speaks of winter, she eats ham, but speaks of beef, got a good man but, flirts with another. She might… — Nancy B. Brewer Copy Share Image
“Forceful little thing, aren’t you?” “You have no idea. So we doing this or not?” Those lush lips twitched. “Let me get… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I'm always drawn towards the darker stuff, because I think it's just a lot more interesting. But it's also good fun doing… — Iwan Rheon Copy Share Image
“You hear more than enough of married people living together miserably. Here is an example to the contrary. Let it be a… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
“Dr. Urbino replied without looking at her: “I did not know that fellow was a poet.” And then he wiped him from… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“If you know your mom is a great killer, and you think of your mom as a great killer, and you know… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“What's it going to take for you to open that door? Gold? Blood?" "Your name and password." "My name is Honorous Jorg… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
There is always something to chuckle about. Sometimes we see it. Sometimes we don't. Still, the world is filled with humor.… — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
I have a lot of grandmothers come to my shows, and they love me. I don't think there's much being made that… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“Ride?" Rhage snorted. "Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam taped to it. My GTO could dust the… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Stumbling out of the debris cloud, I ran smack into Jules. "What the hell did ya do?" she asked in exasperation. "I… — B. Justin Shier Copy Share Image
“Leila. Schoolgirls are like sports cars. They're nice to look at, but they're impractical. In the end, they don't do what you… — Lucy V. Morgan Copy Share Image
I think shows that have more of a narrative and are about what's going to happen next, those need to wrap up… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
You don't want to continue to do one thing and only one thing. You want to keep challenging yourself and if you… — Lucy Liu Copy Share Image
People are always surprised that I have a funny side because I'm usually so intense, strong and dramatic. But, I'd love to… — Catherine Bell Copy Share Image
“Snake eyes again. Damn dice,” Straggler said. He lifted the cup to reveal two ones on the table. Hyde smirked. “Strag, I… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
