“Hey Charlotte," Julianne yelled. "Hell must have frozen over!" And then in a quieter voice she added, "Charlotte was hoping it would."… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica ?” “Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Yes ma'am," I said, "Anna Celeste's party is Saturday, but I don't need a ride… No ma'am. It's because Anna Celeste is… — Sheila Turnage Copy Share Image
“Life, I'd heard someone say, is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. It seemed to… — Lawrence Block Copy Share Image
“Thunder gods don't hide." The Russian shrugged. "I am not like Thor. I have Russian depth of character. And I like to… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
I love comedy. David's Lynch the only person I've worked with more than once who sees me as a specific thing -… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
I LOVE THE COMEDY CLUBS AND THE CLOSENESS OF THE CROWD. HOWEVER THE MORE YA DO THE BIG ROOMS THEY START TO… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“All my life, I have taken satisfaction in finishing things in order that I may experience a sense of achievement, regardless of… — Kathleen Rooney Copy Share Image
“It is all very well to say that all princesses are good and beautiful and charming; but this is usually a determined… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
Just because I text // talk to you, doesn't mean I wanna insert my penis in your vaginal canal. Vagina isn't hard… — Jayy Copy Share Image
“So began one of the fiercest and strangest battles ever fought, a battle that involved all manner of business supplies, elegant clothing… — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension,… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
You know, some of the action stuff, I tend to have a pretty good sense of humor about it. Even when I… — Dolph Lundgren Copy Share Image
It's an amusing idea to some, this feminism thing - this audacious notion that women should be able to move through the… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
“She's easy to use." Laszlo pointed at the doll's neck. "You remove the clamp, insert the small funnel, select two quarts of… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“The width of neck and shoulder suggested a rugby player, the broken nose confirmed it. Which shows just how wrong you can… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“New Rule: You can't force the ATM to do something it doesn't want to do. Excuse me, lady in front of me… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I like doing everything - theater and film, radio and TV, comedy and tragedy. I love it all. And I've never really… — Alfred Molina Copy Share Image
“I saved you,” Andersen said at last, slowly but firmly, like Pat was an idiot child who had to be reminded of… — Alex Gabriel Copy Share Image
“HARV appeared in front of me, arms crossed, head tilted. “You really should read your e-mails from Randy more carefully,” he lectured.… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
I was voted Most Humorous in my senior class in high school, and I was a fan of comedy, my whole life.… — Rob Riggle Copy Share Image
I hear that I'm funny, and I think I'm funny, but I go in all the time for multicam, and they say… — Kirby Bliss Blanton Copy Share Image
It took getting on TikTok and people having the opportunity to see my comedy to realize like oh, there's actually a lot… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
I think it's harder to go from comedy to drama than from drama to comedy. Seeing you dramatic all the time, they… — Evan Peters Copy Share Image
“Almost all crime depends on the acquiescence of the victim. If the victim refuses his assigned role, the criminal is placed at… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Girls at war opt for a quieter cruelty than fistfights and drive-by shootings. Girls circumvent the corporeal and go straight for each… — Jillian Lauren Copy Share Image
Steven Alan Green is ONE funny writer ---- Everything I read of yours makes me laugh and think - Not just the… — Taylor Negron Copy Share Image
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“You’ve never called the baby by name before.” This earned her a twitch of his lips, maybe impatience, maybe humor. “We’re drinking… — Grace Burrowes Copy Share Image
I did not intend to write a funny book, at first. I did not know I was a humorist. I have never… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“The Blue Hose of Presbyterian College and the Ichabods of Washburn University are perhaps the most amusing nicknames in collegiate sports; Blue… — Gregg Easterbrook Copy Share Image
“Jeremy and Karl and Elizabeth have known each other since the first day of kindergarten. Amy and Talis are a year younger...Now… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on… — Bel Kaufman Copy Share Image
I wasn't classically trained as an actor; I wasn't pursuing standup comedy. I really came into it through the back door. And… — H. Jon Benjamin Copy Share Image
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different… — Lorna Seilstad Copy Share Image
I think comedy allows people to accept the more difficult parts of history. And history, if it's presented wrong, is just very… — James McBride Copy Share Image
“An academic definition of Lynchian might be that the term "refers to a particular kind of irony where the very macabre and… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
The danger to power is obsession - power junkies. You need a very strong mind and humor to balance yourself. If you… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Comedy makes everything accessible. Watching the news is kind of like being fed your evening pill. What's fun about it? Nothing. And… — Dan Aykroyd Copy Share Image
