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It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR. I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
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I love bouncing between different genres. And comedy, obviously, is something I enjoy doing the most and I've had the most success… — David Koechner Copy Share Image
To do a comedy team, it requires so much extracurricular stuff, so much compromise, so much intuitiveness to know what the other… — Cheech Marin Copy Share Image
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I considered people who didn't like my work to be in some way defective, deficient, lacking a sense of humor, and not… — Joe Frank Copy Share Image
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“Sometimes the most remarkable things seem commonplace. I mean when you think about it jet travel is pretty freaking remarkable. You get… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Poor innocent little lambie," God said, shaking his head. "Telion. I made you people in My Image. I swear, and drink, and… — Marie Brown Copy Share Image
I never set out to build some behemoth comedy career. My taste in movies is far more eclectic than that so my… — Shawn Levy Copy Share Image
My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
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