“For her seventh birthday, Mazy Gulliver got a Play Bride set that included a white veil, a plastic bouquet and a rhinestone… — Pamela Morsi Copy Share Image
I think comedy is a bit more international than people credit. I happily watch lots of American shows and American comedy films.… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t the first time I’d run across sex spells: they were just as common as electricity-kindled spells. They just aren’t convenient… — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
“That’s how Hunter law works. Max was my maker, so his stuff is my stuff.” Daniel smirked. “I’m your maker, so my… — Stefanie J. Pristavu Copy Share Image
Making Homeland series is not improvisational comedy theater, but it is improvisation. We might get a call that morning, while we're doing… — Mandy Patinkin Copy Share Image
“By my soul! I would rather have a dry death," quoth Sir Oliver. "Though, Mort Dieu! I have eaten so many fish… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
I started in comedy when I first started as an actor on stage and doing improvisational theater and stuff like that. So… — Andy Garcia Copy Share Image
“The no-kiss rule starts when we’re home and I’ve found you a class,’ Sky said smugly. ‘Read the small print.’ Zed folded… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Dr. Jacobus, I am walking out your doors right now. I need clothes. I am going to Vatican City. One does not… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
It's nice when you are with a guy who can find the humor in touch situations and be comfortable enough in his… — Mikaela Hoover Copy Share Image
“He spoke in a trembling voice that didn’t seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. That’s because… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
“I picked out Nathan and James standing next to each other and wiggled in between them. "Dude we got lucky, threesome ."… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
“Before Charlotte could utter a syllable, Tristan picked up her gloved hand and kissed her lightly on the knuckles. “Good day, Charlotte,”… — Olivia Parker Copy Share Image
My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It… — Kym Whitley Copy Share Image
Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“What we do and what we take seriously can often be so far removed from what it is actually all about that… — Richard Templar Copy Share Image
“It's been a while since I've had sex. I figured it was just like riding a bike, the only difference is that… — Beatrice Stark Girl Detective Copy Share Image
“Ben let a slow smile play over his face. He loved this part. It always felt like revealing to a disbeliever that… — Jay Bell Copy Share Image
I always thought that the film would be successful if we captured Harvey Milk, like the way Harvey really was-the personality, the… — Dustin Lance Black Copy Share Image
Here's what I wish people wouldn't ask me: "Who are your influences?" That's a boring question. It's not even like, "What's it… — Cameron Esposito Copy Share Image
I actually feel that all drama has an element of comedy in it. A great deal of that I learned from writers… — Ira Sachs Copy Share Image
Love advice is like life advice, so there are so many elements of that. I think humor, patience, admiration are really important… — Zac Posen Copy Share Image
“The suffering in Boston, as horrifying as it is, is largely abstract to a nation that has, for the most part, never… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“I have always looked upon a telephone as an official kind of machine which you prepared for with fasting and prayer, and… — C.N. Williamson Copy Share Image
Anybody with a sharp brain and a mic can become a comedian, but there's a need to move beyond it. The audience… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I'm happy to try any genre, from drama to comedy and anything in between. Although, to be fair, for most of my… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which you realize that you are trapped in a world almost… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
“Ellen rose to her feet. Jack thought for a moment she was going to storm out. Instead, she picked up the pitcher… — Cinda Williams Chima Copy Share Image
I believe in irony. And if V-Day has taught me anything, it's that if you go out with artistic, outrageous irony and… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedian. I loved comedy since I was a little kid, and while I was at university… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it is a more significant process of mind… — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
“True love is jealousy in disguise: A man cannot restrict his lover from going to the club because he hates her, he… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“As recently as 1950, the Scottish pathologist John Glaister included in his text the tale of a man "who was apprehended after… — E.J. Wagner Copy Share Image
“Since moving to Valhalla, I'd learned an impressive number of Old Norse cusswords. Meinfretr translated as something like stinkfart, which was, naturally,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I thought if I could do stand-up comedy well enough, I could parlay it back into films - like Charlie Chaplin and… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“I couldn't find any straw to step upon, so I stepped upon more men. The resentment increased, so did my forward movement.… — Jack London Copy Share Image
