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“Now, Woolf calls her fictional bastion of male privilege Oxbridge, so I'll call mine Yarvard. Even though she cannot attend Yarvard because… — Rosemarie Garland Thomson Copy Share Image
“This is from me. For all the thousands of bad guys in your life." She gave a meaningful look to Ezra. Then… — Tracy Lynn Copy Share Image
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There is no late-night comedy. You watch comedy, you watch whenever you want to tune on. You can it in the middle… — George Schlatter Copy Share Image
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“It is amazing to me," said Bingley, "How young ladies can have patience to be so very accomplished as they all are."… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
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“What the hell is that?" I laughed. "It's my fox hat." "Your fox hat?" "Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat." "Why are you… — John Green Copy Share Image
ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Colin Firth has to admit that he's not a human being but a robot designed by women as the perfect… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
As I began to perform - songs, poems, sketches or conjuring tricks - I began to learn what children run with and… — Michael Rosen Copy Share Image
Ryan Stout, a straight-arrow-looking kind of guy, shocks the crowd into laughter with his inventive interplay between innocence and a jarringly twisted… — Ben Fong-Torres Copy Share Image
“Life is a story. It’s full of chapters. And the beauty of life is that not only do you get to choose… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
And then, movie-wise, I'm writing a couple of things. They're all comedies. It's the only way I know. I'm also being sent… — Dan Mazer Copy Share Image
Even if it's a thriller or a comedy, it's always a love story for me, and that's what I concentrate on, because… — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
“The thing is, I was so bursting for the loo that I thought my bladder was going to explode. I could hardly… — Jill Mansell Copy Share Image
“These golf people seem unnaturally obsessed. They dress kind of funny too, and it's become a running joke for Gretchen and I… — Shawn Klomparens Copy Share Image
You can be zany and funny or you can do something that really has some depth to it and serious, so there's… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“Where ya goin’?” Coleen asked. “I’m taking Lena to dinner, then we’re going dancing.” Coleen threw a hand on her hip. “You… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
It's a tremendous feeling walking on to a set with a live audience and making them laugh, but I love drama, and… — Julia Sawalha Copy Share Image
“Are you calling me stupid?"says Emby. "I think I just did." Hayden laughs. "Hey, the Mouth Breather's right-unwinding does help people. If… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
Laughter to begin with was probably glee at the misfortunes of others. The baring of the teeth in laughter hints at its… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
“Louis-Cesare slowly pulled himself into a half-standing position against the side of the winery.'What? Did you think one little mage was going… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“The way to get a deciduous hedge for free is to ask a neighbor to let you take divisions from his shrubs.… — Cassandra Danz Copy Share Image
“Hacker with Bullhorn: "Save your money! Accept one of our free tanks! It is invulnerable, and can drive across rocks and swamps… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“Know your audience! With the high level of cultural sensitivity these days, it is often better to err on the side of… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“People try to get out of themselves and to escape from the man. This is folly; instead of transforming themselves into angels,… — Montaigne Copy Share Image
“I watched my friend Eleanor give birth," she said. "Once you've seen a child born, you realize a baby's not much more… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“You have been spying all along," Conrad said, unconvinced. "The manhunt for you was a ruse." "Check with the emperor," Ferrin replied… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak… — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Sable sauntered in to the Burger Lord. It was exactly like every other Burger Lord in America. [But not like every other… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
[Agatha Christie] is fond of quoting the witty wife who once said, 'an archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have;… — Nigel Dennis Copy Share Image
Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Idiots,” I’d say, crunching another cracker. “Who tafes vaca to the friggin’ hungle?” And now here I am. Some people say life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That's the unforgivable sin, you know." "What is?" "Refusing to forgive someone." "Refusing to forgive someone is the unforgivable sin?" I asked… — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor Copy Share Image
I always stay in the urban comedy genre because it just never gets old. It's one of those things that people watch,… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
“I want to take ye to bed. In my bed. And I mean to spend the rest of the day thinking what… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
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