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You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the strongest, and that… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
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Good-humor will sometimes conquer ill-humor, but ill-humor will conquer it oftener; and for this plain reason, good-humor must operate on generosity, ill-humor… — Sir Fulke Greville Copy Share Image
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