They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
But, sooner or later I'd love to do a comedy. I mean I think that, you know, people don't think that that's… — Matthew Fox Copy Share Image
“Religion forces every individual to take responsibility. Specifically, take it away from yourself and give it to God. If we had to… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” he gasped. He looked slightly ridiculous. It was not as if he was a defenseless damsel in distress.… — Boris Brannigan Copy Share Image
It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“Petey Samson gave the ladies an over-the-shoulder glance. He realized no doggie treat was forthcoming, even from Isabel who was usually the… — Ed Lynskey Copy Share Image
In the best traditions of American comedy, from its beginnings through the crash-bang comedies of the 1990s and 2000s, Leslie Nielsen skewered… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
I have plenty of dream roles because there is so much I want to do, but my dream year would be to… — Katie Featherston Copy Share Image
I think that London is very much like that. I find there's humour in the air and people are interesting. And I… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
“Glitter and streamers of light swirled around us, and a chorus of tiny voices sang out a single note. I winced, knowing… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“A loud, purposeful knock on the front door froze him in place with his fist over the fabric. “Hey, dude, it’s me.… — Kimberly Kincaid Copy Share Image
“What is the secret of life?’ I asked. ‘I forget,’ said Sandra. ‘Protein,’ the bartender declared. ‘They found something out about protein.‘… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
“Answer me this, if your TV wasn’t broken in the first place then why do you need a new one? If your… — Harken Headers Copy Share Image
“I went to watch the Buzkasgu game taking place on a series of fields - some fallow, some plowed and planted- just… — Rory Stewart Copy Share Image
“There is something stunningly narrow about how the Anthropic Principle is phrased. Yes, only certain laws and constants of nature are consistent… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
“Had Stella been named anything else, and/or had we lived in any other city besides New Orleans, my desperate call would have… — Jonathan Miles Copy Share Image
“Of course we will send postcards to Nutsawoo. And we shall bring him back a present as well. In fact,' she went… — Maryrose Wood Copy Share Image
It's tough making people laugh, as we have so much going on in our lives. We forget to see humour as part… — Kirti Kulhari Copy Share Image
“He had a bleeding cut on his leg and he smelled like shit. Her nose wrinkled. "Step in something?" she asked innocently.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor… — Mad Magazine Editors Copy Share Image
The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
“Trolls have 5,400 words for rocks and one for vegetation. "Oograah" means everything from moss to giant redwoods. The way trolls see… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Kools never did get along with partners. He once stabbed a fella over whose turn it was to drive. Kools says I… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“He always has a joke to tell or is doing something so seriously ridiculous that you can’t help but laugh at him.… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
Hey, which one of them is supposed to be your boyfriend?” Stark asked me. Even in the terrible shape he was in,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I think this is simultaneously the most ridiculous and most serious conversation we've ever had," I said. "I don't like Jell-O and… — L.D. Davis Copy Share Image
“I situate myself, and seat myself, And where you recline I shall recline, For every armchair belonging to you as good as… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
“I'm perfectly discriminating,' he said with a devilish smile. 'How's that? No blondes after Labour Day?' 'I said I was discriminating, not… — Ally Blake Copy Share Image
“By the way he reacted, you would have thought I told him that slavery never happened. He laid into me with the… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
We read Charlotte Bronte not for exquisite observation of character, not for comedy, not for a philosophic view of life, but for… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
Streets crowded with people strolling, or sitting at outdoor cafes. And always, talking, gesturing, singing, laughing. I liked Rome immediately.Everybody was a… — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image
“Nicholas: I know you, brother. You've been threatened with matrimonial pursuits before. Why are you really here? William: I received an invitation.… — Donna MacMeans Copy Share Image
“There you go! That's better! You look good smiling! You know, you really shouldn't be gloomy all the time. I've met a… — M.L LeGette Copy Share Image
There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“Dad followed his I’m-So-Disappointed speech with a lecture on career opportunities. “You’re going to study literature and get a job doing what?”… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I think it's important to find humor anywhere you can. In real life, with the darkest, scariest, most intense moments, if you… — Katie Lowes Copy Share Image
“In a sense, all life is a prank. We are not who we appear to be and no one else is as… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
