At Evergreen you can create your own major and your own classes. So I actually studied stand-up comedy. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
At the heart of quantum mechanics is a rule that sometimes governs politicians or CEOs-as long as no one is watching, anything… — Lawrence M. Krauss Copy Share Image
“The sickness you bear is called pervertedness! It won't heal for a lifetime!" - Hakari” — Maki Minami Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.” — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
“If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and… — Jeannine M. Luby Copy Share Image
A friend has to asks you whats wrong, a good friend has a shoulder for you to cry on, but a best-friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Juilliard gave me the ability to go and do classical, contemporary, comedy, drama, everything. — Wendell Pierce Copy Share Image
“Yes, life is hard, but it's not a bad way to pass the time. When all is said and done, I recommend… — Nury Vittachi Copy Share Image
My friend and I founded the New York Arab-American Comedy Festival to counter the negative images of Arabs in media. And we… — Maysoon Zayid Copy Share Image
Performing music is a way to do comedy, but without the obligation to do a solid hour, hour and half of a… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“Mmm," said Ares, without turning his head. "This war on terror isn't producing enough casualties. Bringing in Iran is the obvious choice,… — Marie Phillips Copy Share Image
Although humor is present in every one of my films, it has always been used as a way to make the darker,… — Lynn Shelton Copy Share Image
TV has eaten up everything else, and Warhol films are all that are left, which is fabulous. Pork could become the next… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
“I think it's a rule that it's socially acceptable to wet yourself when aliens enter your mind for the first time. If… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“He felt that,’ Dani said, trembling with joy. ‘He really felt that,’ Sunny squealed. ‘That,’ Leo declared, ‘was artistry.” — Belinda Kelderhouse Copy Share Image
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding” — Jesse Andrews Copy Share Image
“Your problem is a serious lack of imagination. You can’t imagine being different than you are.” — Linda Morris Copy Share Image
Cat's don't expect birthday presents, they think they already own everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter what you’ve got in your pants if there is nothing in your brain to connect it to.” — Paul Joannides Copy Share Image
Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. — DaniAlla And Her BFF Copy Share Image
My parents are very straightforward, honest folks. My dad is hilarious, the funniest guy I've ever known. — Steve Doocy Copy Share Image
It is just fun to play with [in "Mary and Jane"]. I think our sense of humor tends to go that way. — Harry Elfont Copy Share Image
I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney. — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
“Un uomo intelligente a volte è costretto a ubriacarsi per passare il tempo tra gli idioti.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold" 'Is there a chorus?' "Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold".' said Hwel. 'You left out a "gold"… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Oh... and Bacon Surprise.' REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON? 'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“What life could have been and what it actually is, the difference reflects your measure of dumbness” — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“There are times when looking on the bright side takes a lot ot work. I'm taking a break from it tonight. I'll… — C.C. Alma Copy Share Image
“He'd been raised and trained by Chiron himself, the famous centaur who taught all the best Greek heroes. ( Cough , me, cough .)” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion. — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Life is a waste without humor -- living is all about happiness and laughter. — Fauja Singh Copy Share Image
“Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“So the owner of a monster head wants to meet on a path named Nut,” I said. “That’s appropriate.” — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
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