Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A truly comic, invented world must live at the same time as the world we live in. — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“One of these days, I would doubt the Gardeners a little too much and Zach was going to play handball with my… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
If I wake up in the morning and suddenly a chicken starts chasing me,I will run because I don't know if it… — Nigerian Proverb Copy Share Image
One of the things that we love most about our comedy [ American Reunion] is that it goes all-out. — Jon Hurwitz Copy Share Image
“Watching the couple, she silently wishes she had just cleaned out her damn coffee pot.” — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
“You can't make footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to make buttprints in… — Bob Moawad Copy Share Image
“These guys may not talk too much about relationships, but they sure do blush at telling moments, don’t they? Maybe that’s the… — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
I have done many comedy films. Success of films like 'Partner,' 'Singh is Kinng' gets you to a very wide audience reach.… — Katrina Kaif Copy Share Image
“A doctor, a logician and a marine biologist had also just arrived, flown in at phenomenal expense from Maximegalon to try to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Am I meant to not reply to Josh From HR’s texts, do you think? Hell, maybe I am. Maybe he liked me… — Gemma Burgess Copy Share Image
“PREFACE PROBLEM: Nobody reads prefaces. SOLUTION: Call the preface Chapter 1. NEW PROBLEM CREATED BY SOLUTION: Chapter 1 is boring. RESOLUTION: Throw… — Gerald M. Weinberg Copy Share Image
In general in comedy, there are fewer people making a ton of money and a lot more people making a living. For… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
“You know, at least Gabriel showed up announced like a gentleman. He even told Mila that she looked beautiful. You and your… — Skyla Madi Copy Share Image
“My Uriah,' said Mrs. Heep, 'has looked forward to this, sir, a long while. He had his fears that our umbleness stood… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I was part of 'Piya Ka Ghar'... for two years. It started out as a comedy but didn't work and so it… — Sanjeeda Sheikh Copy Share Image
“I love hotel soaps. For some reason, I always believe those little soaps will bring me luck. So far, they have only… — Edmond Manning Copy Share Image
“Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro” — Beth Yarnall Copy Share Image
“Thanks, Dad, for leaving a huge void in my life that Freud says has to be filled with dick.” — Leah Raeder Copy Share Image
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I've kind of stopped valuing laughter as the end-all measurement of what I'm doing. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I love comedy. That's what got me into the arts. I don't even know how to categorize myself anymore. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
The thing about Black Eyed Peas is we're very humorous. All we do is laugh all day. — Taboo Copy Share Image
“There is not a man of common sense who would not chuse to be agreeable in company; and yet, strange as it… — 1779 The Town and Country Magazine. vol. 11 Copy Share Image
“Did you know that every time a country song is played, a cute little puppy keels over dead?” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Samia, it appeared, had become one of those desis who drink Pepsi in Pakistan and lassi in London.” — Kamila Shamsie Copy Share Image
My sense of humor tends toward both the dark and the absurd - two great tastes that, in my opinion, taste great… — Ron Currie Jr Copy Share Image
“Don’t know if it’s good or bad that a Google search on “Big Bang Theory” lists the sitcom before the origin of… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
For me, a sexy man has three very important qualities: a great sense of humour, intelligence, and loyalty. — Urvashi Rautela Copy Share Image
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry. It feels like the moment calls for some humor. You're ranting and dressed like Elmo. The Cookie Monster. Whatever, Rashid” — Rion Amilcar Scott Copy Share Image
“What is the point of switching identities if you remain the same person you were before?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Managing to have a sense of humor makes it a lot easier to manage people. — Steve Wilson Copy Share Image
“We bleed our sorrows dry on the chance that laughter will save what is left of our dignity” — Psyche Roxas-Mendoza Copy Share Image
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