Humor Quotes · Page 523

I like actors. I like their insecurities, their humor and their intelligence.

— Sam Neill

If tragedy is an experience of hyperinvolvement, comedy is an experience of underinvolvement, of detachment.

— Susan Sontag

I love comedy; I'm super passionate about it, and thank God it's super in right now to have female empowered comedies.

— Dreama Walker

“I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.”

— Voltaire

Eddie [Murphy] is an icon. He's one of the reason why I started doing comedy in the beginning. He opened a lot…

— Tracy Morgan

“The Christmas Tree, I swear, is so large it looks like it gave birth to the one in Rockefeller Center.”

— Julie Sarff

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

— Anonymous

“Spanish—how shall I say this?—is like Portuguese spoken with a speech impediment.”

— Sol Luckman

But sometimes it's good to dare yourself to do the unthinkable. And rather than stand in front of an audience with no…

— Evan Davis

“You, Monica said, leaning over her, really pissed me off, fish. I don't forget things like that. Neither does my boyfriend. Brandon?…

— Rachel Caine

“(on the word "fuck") 'Oh, come on, Mum,' I sighed at her protest. 'It's just an old Anglo-Saxon word for the female…

— Simon Pegg

I just saw a clip of Maria Bamford. She has a comedy show that was filmed and performed from her bed -…

— Dana Schutz

“New Rule: The sad mime at every protest has to give it a rest. One sign you're a major annoyance: when you…

— Bill Maher

“Leontines were a tad on the possessive side, they didn’t share space well, and they responded to an order as if it…

— Michelle Sagara

“ 'Why are you yelling at the television when you know they cannot hear you?' 'You wouldn't understand,' said Asher, his gaze…

— Rowan McBride

I like a deep thinker, I like a wine drinker, I like a dutty wine bitch with some vagina piercings. I like…

— Wale

“I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I've done two Shakespeare tragedies, so I'd desperately like to do comedy. It would be nice not to die.

— Morfydd Clark

Now women in comedy is a trendy topic, and people are hungering for women's voices in a way that they haven't before.

— Rachel Bloom

“If you don't do crazy things when you're twenty, then you do them when you're sixty and then, it looks pathetic.”

— Tionne Rogers

“thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating!”

— Rich Burlew

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it…

— Jimmy Carr

“She shrugs."Men" "Men." "If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all there?”

— Cynthia Hand

If I gained a calorie for every time I thought of food, I'd be the size of a blue whale.

— Anonymous

“Is the mask working?" she asked me. "How can I tell?" "If you can breath, then it's working.”

— Lemony Snicket

“The evolutionary curve obviously sloped pretty gently where Six came from.”

— John Connolly

“Why aren’t the thinks I’m thinking getting thunk on the page any faster?!? (from Stop Lying: Writing Is Hard on ChristopherLehman.com)”

— Christopher Lehman

“I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter,” I informed him.”

— Robyn Schneider

“Perhaps it is a good thing that we don't live long enough to realize how redundant things seem :)”

— G.e.graves

“She would die faking her death. All she could think about was how much Marius would laugh at her funeral.”

— Emma Clifton

“When life's got you down, keep your head up... you can't see the ground anyway”

— Nicole Rae

“How did you get to know people so well?” Teft asked. “It involves a lot of cutting them apart,” Kaladin said.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“We are unable to discount the hypotheses that the world began three years ago.”

— Nagaru Tanigawa

I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny…

— Greg Kinnear

“Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!" Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom”

— Mark Buff

I'd like to do more comedy, but i think my forte is still in the heavy. I'd love to do a comic…

— Lee Van Cleef

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

— Siobhan Fahey

“Life is much more smooth when you have your story complete, be it a tragedy or a comedy.”

— Upasana Banerjee

I think so. I can't think of anything that requires more finesse than comedy, both from a verbal and visual point of…

— Stacy Keach

Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.

— Anonymous