“Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.” — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
Life is a mixing of all kind of things: comedy and tragedy going together. — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
it's dreadful when two people's senses of humor are antagonistic. I don't believe there's any bridging that gulf! — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
With comedy, it's not always a blessing to be beautiful because part of it is self-parody and gurning. — Sue Perkins Copy Share Image
In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal, and so ill-bred, as audible laughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy comes from childhood only. The humour genes you are born with remain with you. I was always making mischief and making… — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
“Did they look like psychos? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them - I don't give a fuck… — Seth Gecko Copy Share Image
I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“She went to the most expensive private girls' school in Connecticut. All they taught her there was how to fold doilies." Pointedly… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Prior to my second stint in Perpignan, I was a fine diner and as I saw it, food was art. At vocational… — Eric Ripert Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to believe that the truth lies within us. What about the churches, temples, mosques, bibles and scriptures? They offer comfort.… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
John was the smartest and most amazing comedian I've ever worked with. I think more than teaching me about acting or comedy,… — Kaley Cuoco Copy Share Image
The Bill Cosby I know has been great to me and great for a lot of people. What he's done for comedy… — Malcolm-Jamal Warner Copy Share Image
“ whatever ," Winslow snorted. "The first team that got judged, from the Italian place on East Thrity-Sixth? They came back in… — Louisa Edwards Copy Share Image
“The shark's just a shark, right? No one calls it Jaws. It doesn't call itself Jaws. The film is called Jaws, the… — jonathan trigell Copy Share Image
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I don't know whether to be proud or appalled that danger, blood and death inspire you so.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“No. I came here to see you. I didn’t believe the rumors,but after hearing it on so many continents I had to… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“When you enter the world of laughter, you enter the world of fantasy and creativity.” — Thomas Flindt Copy Share Image
“Hey—let’s get something straight. It’s a vampire/alien/zombie/warlock hybrid flick.” — Julie James Copy Share Image
“I have already made this paper too long, for which I must crave pardon, not having now time to make it shorter.” — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“The boy really needed a haircut. Didn’t he know that shoulder-length hair on guys just wasn’t sexy unless you looked like Johnny… — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“Yeah, because off the ice the only language Stephanie speaks is fluent Bitch.” — Jennifer Comeaux Copy Share Image
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
More and more, I find that I love doing comedies; that instant gratification that you get on stage when they laugh at… — Taylor Louderman Copy Share Image
When you involve people, they come out, you see them, you get to see their sense of humor. — Annie Leibovitz Copy Share Image
Comedy is unusual people in real situations; farce is real people in unusual situations. — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
“Even sentenced to twenty-five years in prison Ted didn’t get what he deserved. Maybe his prison mates would give it to him.” — Suzie Ivy Copy Share Image
An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten. — Constance Rourke Copy Share Image
If you grow up doing one thing you don't always think you can do another, but I always loved improv comedy. — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
“Peole who say nothing is impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door.” — iloveConnorStoll Copy Share Image
“All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Her hands cupped his face, thumbs caressing his cheekbones. "I love you, Mr. Bennett." "Good thing. Hate to be the only one… — Ellen O'Connell Copy Share Image
“There is nothing in the whole of creation as beautiful as dinosaurs singing in harmony.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I act delighted, but I have zero interest in these Capitol people. They are only distractions from the food.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“I agree with Heine's remark, that if the Romans had been forced to learn it (Latin) they would not have found time… — Fergus Hume Copy Share Image
“Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
