“Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The fact that the biblical book Hebrews is not an epistle of St Paul, or of any other apostle, is proved by… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
The people of the United States will do anything for Latin America, except read about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To live above with the saints we love, oh that will be glory... to live below with the saints we know well,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They say stress is the silent killer. But poison darts are also pretty damn quiet.” — Sterling Archer Copy Share Image
“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
“What's the use of complaining about something you have no intentions of changing it?” — Mario L Castellanos Copy Share Image
Giving up the illusion that you can predict the future is a very liberating moment. All you can do is give yourself… — John Browne, Baron Browne of Madingley Copy Share Image
“Les, muttering wrathfully, hauled the bedclothes off the recumbent Larry and used them to smother the flames. Larry sat up indignantly. 'What… — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
“Is there a particular way you'd like to end up on the floor this time?" he asked as he shifted his stance… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
“Has she glanced you way yet?" Twice," Nick said on a note of satisfaction. Meaning?" Nick glanced at him. "She's not completely… — Jaide Fox Copy Share Image
“ Hawke.” “Shh … Lie back and think of England.” Laughter reawakened inside of her, bubbling its way past the raw burn… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit… — Rockmond Dunbar Copy Share Image
On these feature films there are people on the staff who can draw 100 times better then I can, and animate better… — Chris Wedge Copy Share Image
There are some professions that culturally and sociologically take a long time to change, and because of that, there's still sexism in… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“He's doing a sniffing thing! I've already been through this; it's how I got stuck with Aiden!! Meryn yelled” — Alanea Alder Copy Share Image
I see myself as a performer and that applies to a Greek drama or a modern comedy. — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“I was a smart-ass, born and raised. This had been my curse and would continue to be so.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I… — Bipasha Basu Copy Share Image
“Comedy was invented to make people forget, That the plays of our lives were originally written as tragedies.” — Cody Edward Lee Miller Copy Share Image
“Good news is, we're annoying him. Bad news is, we're all going to die painfully.” — Brandy Nacole Copy Share Image
I never did comedy or tragedy. I just live a situation and my mission is to entertain people. — Rajpal Yadav Copy Share Image
Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves. — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
When I started out, I wanted to be a serious actor. I never thought I'd get into comedy. — Charlotte Rae Copy Share Image
Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable. — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. — William Gilmore Simms Copy Share Image
“I wish I could say I’m low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life…like a toothbrush.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Jenna slipped in wearing an outfit that I can only describe as Hello Kitty Goes Goth.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Don't try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny. — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
I just - you know, some people just have some very full laughter - full of joy - and have no shame… — Ray Liotta Copy Share Image
I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“Pathetic, huh?” He learned that word from me. “Yeah. It’s like the opposite of a fish, right?” — Hannah Moskowitz Copy Share Image
“Getting involved with a victim was kind of like trying to find love on a reality show...rarely successful.” — Carla Cassidy Copy Share Image
Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell. We text or call to say we're outside. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
“The smell nearly distracted me from my task, but no-I remained steadfast. Stiff upper lip, Watson! Action! Answers! THEN bacon.” — G.S. Denning Copy Share Image
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having someone ask where it is. — Ivern Ball Copy Share Image
