“Soap?" "School of America in Paris" he explains. "SOAP". Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Thank you for that, boy genius! Where did you graduate from? Hogwarts School for the Mentally Unbalanced?” — Leia Shaw Copy Share Image
“The human brain is like a freight car, guaranteed to carry a certain capacity but often running empty.” — Lorraine Gokul Copy Share Image
“Watch yourself, Nikolai," Mal said softly. " Princes bleed just like other men.” — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
Salt is like good-humor, and nearly every thing is better for a pinch of it. — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
I want to help people, give hope to all. Humor is the foundation of our lives. — Terry Bradshaw Copy Share Image
“She told her daughter to never marry for money, the price is too high. But, don't hang out at the trailer park… — Dawn Galland Copy Share Image
“I do lend my books, but I have to be a bit selective because my marginalia are so incriminating.” --Alison Bechdel” — Leah Price Copy Share Image
“Her partner now drew near, and said, "That gentleman would have put me out of patience, had he stayed with you half… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“In the harsh veracity of the real world, he was rich, successful, and one of the most desired bachelors in New York—and… — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
“Don't look at his groin. Don't look at his groin. Don't mention that he doesn't have a vagina, so 'we' is bullshit.… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“I didn’t make a fool out of myself.’ ” By JULIET MACUR A comedy routine broke out Monday during Venus Williams’s first-round match… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“For me, boviscopophobia (=the morbid fear of being seen as bovine) is an even stronger motive than semi-agoraphobia for staying on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We startled some strange, long-necked shaggy creatures that had been grazing in the field, and I swear one of them spit at… — Jessica Day George Copy Share Image
“Good. While you're playing nurse to Cole, tell us another story about Jack. We need to get your tether back." … ''What… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
“Arisa: "You bastard! Why don't I teach you a lesson!" Kyo: "I'd like to see you try, bitch!" Yuki: "I have a… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
I would like to explore comedy more. It's not something that I've done a lot of. Obviously, I'm very at home in… — Jessica Pare Copy Share Image
'Taskmaster' taps into a universal humour of people making a fool of themselves. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Humor is important for is pacing. If your whole book is just drama drama drama, it's going to wear down the reader. — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
How I've fed my kids over the years is by doing stand-up comedy in clubs. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
My mom watches really obscure stuff on IFC. She's a real comedy fan. She knows everything that's going on. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
“I blush so easily. Even when I'm not embarrassed, I blush. It's so embarrassing.” — Brenda Hodnett Copy Share Image
“I can't belly dance.' Yes, you can. It's in your fi--' Will you stop reading my goddamn file!” — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
“there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good-humour.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." — Mike Stud Copy Share Image
Queen Elizabeth of England is the real fashion icon of the century. And she has a sense of humor. — Carolina Herrera Copy Share Image
That one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life. — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
“And we all know how ladies get minks . . .” Popsy and Sandra chorused the answer together. “The same way minks get minks!” — Suzy Duffy Copy Share Image
The Sneeze' is comedy - it's five short plays and it was Chekhov showing his comedic streak. — Amanda Redman Copy Share Image
The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“People who are easily offended should live on an island to avoid offenses!” — Mary Hall-Rayford Copy Share Image
“I've always felt I deserved a wider audience, so thank you for reading this.” — Ivana Hruba Copy Share Image
Seeing the energy of 'SNL' made me want to be a part of it. If that was a job, I thought, that… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that. — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
“Oh my God. Oh my God, J.P. is in love with me. And we blew up the school.” — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Did I play my role well? If so, then applause, because the comedy is finished! — Augustus Copy Share Image
“I do beg your pardon. Let's literally throw up, but figuratively throw down.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
